!DISCONTINUED! Mcyt Parent scenarios

Quackity Update

Someone requested Quackity :)

How you came into their life

Planning to film another one of those TikToks on that brick pile, Quackity set up his phone pointing at the mound he was planning to climb on. As he set up the camera, he heard a noise coming from the pile. He didn't think much of it and continued to get ready for the video. He put on his LAFD beanie and started the TikTok. He climbed up the pile and something caught his eye. He decided to check it out. Just hidden under a few rocks sat a small baby. 'How fucking dangerous' He muttered to himself as he picked up the child. They opened their E/c eyes and Quackity practically melted. He stopped the TikTok and took them back inside. Two days later, the small baby was sitting on a play mat giggling with an adoring father.

How you were named

Quackity was lying awake at night after finally getting you to sleep. He tossed and turned for a while, unable to sleep, until deciding to just get up and get a snack. He trudged through to the kitchen and opened a cupboard. He got his food and went back to bed. Still unable to get to sleep, he decided he should probably think of a name for you. Going through several options, he thought of the perfect name. Y/n!

Your First Word

There was a knock at the door and you looked at the door like an excited puppy. Quackity opened the door and in popped a familiar face. 'AYYYYYE KARLOS!' Your father shouted. You giggled at the interactions between the two men. Karl looked at you and picked you up. You looked into his eyes then crossed your eyes and stuck your tongue out at him. 'Quackityyyyy, your child hates me' 'Stop bullying my child then' 'I wasn't!' 'Shush Karlos' They squabbled. A small voice piped up and said, 'Karlos sh.' The two looked at you. 'Y/N JUST SAID THEIR FIRST WORD!' They fussed over you far too much for your liking, so you had to hit poor Karl on the nose. (Stop bullying him >:( )

Your First day of School

- 'If you don't like a teacher, cuss them out in Spanish. Teachers are stupid. They won't understand you!'
- Will start crying. For no reason.
- 'I have no idea what the FUCK my Y/n did, but it definitely wasn't them, even if they did it.'
- Is talked about by other parents for being so confusing, so you have to put a Spanish curse on them whilst you kick them where it hurts :)
- 'whY ARE YOU CURSING THEM MI AMOR-'

Your First Friend

Quackity - 'WHAT IS UP Y/N'

Y/n - 'YOOOOO PADREEE'

Quackity - 'Yo who is this?'

Y/n - 'Mah bestie, Purpled'

Quackititty - 'Hmmmmmmmm.... He looks sketchy....'

Purpled - 'With all due respect, you look far more sketchy than me, man'

Quackity - 'I sell drugs, what you expecting, man. Do you want some fun powder?'

Y/n - 'Dad, no'

Quackity - 'Dad, yes!'

Purpled - 'FUCK YEAH'

Y/n - 'Why... Why do you do this' ;-;

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And I know we weren't perfect, 

But I've never felt this way for no one,

And I just can't imagine how you could be okay, now that I'm gone,

I guess you didn't mean what you wrote in that song about me,

'Cause you said forever, now I drive along past your street

Red lights, stop signs,

I still see your face in the white cars, front yards,

Can't drive past the place we used to go to,

'Cause I still fuckin' love you,

Sidewalks we crossed,

I still hear your voice in the traffic, we're laughing,

Over all the noise,

God I'm so blue, know we're through,

But I still fuckin' love you, babe,

I know we weren't perfect, but I've never felt this way for no one,

And I just can't imagine how you could be okay, now that I'm gone,

I guess you didn't mean what you wrote in that song about me,

'Cause you said forever, now I drive along past your street

Yeah, you said forever, now I drive along past your street...

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I don't know why I didn't add him in the first place, I love him :)

I don't know what to say....

Ummmmmmm....

School fucking sucks.

I hate people :)

~699 words (nice ;) Quackity would approve)~

~Mother-Chan out!~