Bakugou: The Explosive Rise To Power

Chapter 5: WWE

I woke up after the hijinks I've done, it's time for some more crazy wild stories. I turn on the tv to watch some spicy shit, and an ad comes on. They are letting people enter a contest for some money or whatever. You get to beat people up for some cash, that's epic. What sold me was the pic of all might beating up some baby. Lady Gaga is my idol. She's a boss bitch. I decide to go up to the contest signup. Then I see him. That damn nerd and his friends are entering too. They say they wanna donate it to some kid's hospital. I mean, that's honorable and all, but I'm gonna spend it on random shit. 

We finally do our first match, im up against that Shoto kid again. I proceed to rip my shirt off and say "BRING IT ON, HALF AND HALF!" He looks me dead in the eye and says, 

"Is this your coming out party?" I got so angry, I broke his femur and 26 of his bones. 

They let me into the next bracket anyway. I had to go up against that damn nerd. The damn nerd proceed's to tell me, "Ohhhh, im gonna beat you ka-chan." While stuttering on everything he say's.  I kick him in the nuts and fucking beat him. Fucking loser. 

Next up is that one kid with the glasses. What was his name, I dont care, imma call him four-eyes. Four eyes and four legs. I'm Bakugo, hear my roar. 

"Young man, you should be honored to go up against me, I will beat you swiftly and quickly." The guy tells me. I proceed to kick him in the nuts too, and win. Haha, bitch. 

Im finally at the semi-finals. I'm up against, Dwayne 'The rock' Johnson. He strips down in nothing in his speedos and yells, 

"CAN YOU SMELL WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKING?!" He tells me to not go easy on him. Like I would. I tried to kick him in the nuts but break my fucking shin. Since that didnt work, I tell him. 'Bro, I love you.' He cries and forefits. 

Im finally at the finals. Im up against kirby. I think its an easy fight, but I trip and fall on my face due to my broken shin. She pins me to the ground. Oh god, oh no. To get her off me I yell, 

"OH YEAH, HARDER MOMMY!" She gets so red, she runs off the stage. I win automatically. I'm so amazing. I get the five-thousand dollar's. I go to Adam & Eve's and buy a bunch of fem-dom stuff. In so cool.