How to make an acceptable title

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,i guess i did crop it out

Do not give away the whole story, just enough to reel the reader in and pull the hook out of their throats.

Too morbid? 

then lets decide a headline for the lady in the image holding a glock towards a goldfish being held by its fin. 

From most realistic to bizzare

"The greatest killer of goldfish."

"Scientific break through: you are whats killing your fish"

"Viral sensation: Fish"

and it can go on forever but titles

even if you think no one reading it can understand what you wrote in latin someone might like, for example: what if its denti peniculus? you think it means tooth brush but is it? sounds stupid but someone took latere (to lie hidden, bad ass i know) so I chose Solanum melongena but i guess someone took Eggplant too, I then tried lateresolanummelongena but it didnt work,

did someone take that TOO? 

I just want to be to lie hidden eggplant 

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