Chapter 1

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"HARRY TEA IS READY!" Queen Lizzy shouted from the long slender table freshly laid out with red roses in the centre of the table. Harry got out of bed and walked down the soft cold stairs and slouched on the chair with the smell of fresh orange juice and bacon on the grill. "What's up with you, you ginger Pube" William screeched
from across the room "WILLIAM ARTHUR PHILLIP DON'T YOU DARE USE THAT LANGUAGE IN MY DINING ROOM" queen Lizzy screamed.  "Sorry ma'am" William frowned with a small smirk on his face still laughing at his own joke. Harry sat up and looked at his plate of bacon and started playing around with it on his fork he sighed "it's just that, I've had no luck in finding the one you know the special ONE and I'm slowly loosing hope" he looked down and placed some bacon in his mouth, full of flavours he could describe. "Ohh son don't worry you'll find the one soon you just have to wait.. now I have to go to work you boys behave for me now" queen Lizzy got up from her chair and walked to the other room to go have her busy day sitting down watching goggle box with a pint of tea while she watched Prince Philips Corps be set up for her apology video.

Harry left the table and left to go get in his velvet navy blue robe and white crepes to lay in bed he was on Facebook and a add came up for 'HOT sexy WOMEN download now to find the love of YOUR life' Harry's eyes lit up in eagerness. He pressed that download button quicker than Queen Lizzy assassinated Diana. He impatiently waited for the app to download. The app downloaded and he started to set his profile up.
Name: Harry Charles Albert
Age: 36
Hight: 6ft 1 inches
Weight: 6pack pending...
Day job: I live at home with the Queen that's it. I'm rich tho🤑
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