Player: it's dark out here
Guide: don't worry dude I got this
Guide: *stomps their feet*
Guide: *sketchers light up*
***
Guide: treat zombies and slimes how you want to be treated.
Player: killed without hesitation
Guide: no
***
*the next day*
***
Guide: here's some advice
Player: I didn't ask for any
Guide: too bad, I'm stuck in here with my thoughts and you're the only person who talks to me
***
Player: can you keep a secret?
Guide: do you know anything about my life?
Player: fair point, fair point
***
Player: I feel like I'm having a midlife crisis
Guide: you're like 15 years old
Player: I MIGHT DIE AT 30!
***
*two days later*
***
Player: bad things keep happening to me, it's like I have bad luck or something.
Guide: Player, you don't have bad luck. The reason bad things keep happening to you is because you're a dumbass.
***
Player: *holding Iron Broadsword* do I look cool or what?
Guide: what
Player: I said, do I look-
Guide: yes I know what you said
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RandomRead the title And no I don't have an obsession in bosses with eyes, why do you ask
