Guide: you know, not everything can be killed with a sword.
Player: that's why I have two swords
***
Dryad, coming in to the house after hearing the EoC was defeated: hello, fellow idiots
Player: hello, Dryad
Dryad: no, no, not you, you're not an idiot
Player: you have underestimated me
***
Player, after explaining how they will defeat Queen Bee: so that's my plan.
Guide: are you ready for constructive criticism? I don't want to sound mean.
Player: no, go ahead, I want to hear it.
Guide: it fucking sucks
Player: that's not constructive criticism
***
Nurse: where are you going?
Player: to either mine or fight Queen Bee, I'll decide when I get there
***
*Player accidentally awakens Queen Bee*
Queen Bee has awoken!
Player: fuck- well, i'm gonna defeat you with the power of friendship! ... and this dagger i found
***
Player: so, are we flirting right now?
QB: I'M LITERALLY STABBING YOU
Player: that doesn't answer my question
***
QB: what do you call Duke Fishron with no eyes
Player: *remembering what Guide said*
Player: mxyine circifrons
QB: ...
QB: Duke Fshron
***
Guide, after knowing that player lost to QB: my life is in the hand of on idiot!
Player, after inviting their friend over to help them: no no no, TWO idiots!
***
Player: you're 'the second worst thing to ever happen to those orphans', what does that mean?
QB: it means I was second worst thing to happen to those orphans.
Player: but what's the first worst thing?
*awkward pause*
QB: Player, they... they weren't always orphans.
Player: ...
Queen Bee has been defeated!
***
*celebration of defeating QB*
Player: who thinks I can fit 15 marshmallows into my mouth?
Guide; you're a hazard to society
Merchant: and a coward, DO TWENTY
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AlteleRead the title And no I don't have an obsession in bosses with eyes, why do you ask
