𝙃𝙞𝙨 𝙇𝙞𝙩𝙩𝙡𝙚 𝙁𝙖𝙢𝙞𝙡𝙮|| 𝙆. 𝘽𝙖𝙠𝙪𝙜𝙤𝙪

𝙍𝙚𝙙 𝙍𝙞𝙤𝙩 𝙎𝙖𝙮𝙨 𝙉𝙤. 𝙎𝙤𝙢𝙚𝙩𝙞𝙢𝙚𝙨. 𝘽𝙪𝙩 𝙉𝙤𝙩 𝙏𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙏𝙞𝙢𝙚.

There's a lot of made-up shit in this chapter but I just had to write it.

Kirishima liked to patrol.

It was nice to walk around the neighborhood and talk to residents. Helping Mrs. Hisako take her groceries to her house was always the highlight of his week. He was a hero, even the smallest of help warmed his heart.

His patrol was ending, so he was walking back to Fat Gum's agency. But as he was walking he saw someone standing in the alley. "Psst." Kiri's eyes looked at the man dressed in a hoodie. "Hey, you." Kirishima pointed at himself, and the man nodded.

The man might be in trouble, so Eijirou walked over. "You wanna buy some drugs?" Kiri looked at the man in shock. "You know I'm Red Riot, right?" The man nodded. "You know I could lock you up for selling drugs, right?" "Yeah, I get it. But I'm just tryna make some money. You wanna buy it or not?"

Now, Kirishima knew what the right answer was. No. Just say no and arrest the guy. But he had too big of a heart. What if this guy was trying to just feed his kid? Or pay rent? Who was Kirishima to deny this man of the money he might need?

"Fuck it, sure. Whatcha got?" Kiri ended up buying 2 grams of weed for twenty dollars. But when he handed the man the money a cop car pulled up. "Oh shit the cops!" The man ran down the alley and hopped the fence. "GET ON THE GROUND!" The officer yelled as he stepped out of the car. Yeah, Kirishima was in it now.

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Having to pick up his boyfriend from the police station was not how Kaminari wanted to spend his Saturday. He angrily tapped the steering wheel as Eijiro walked out and into the car. "Babe I-" "Ei I don't wanna talk about it right now." Denki started to drive off, hoping he didn't cause an accident by how fast he drove.

When they got back to their apartment Kiri didn't expect to see the Bakusquad in his living room. "Dude, you got busted buying drugs on patrol?" Sero asked, and Eijiro nodded. After a couple of seconds, Katsuki burst out into laughter.

Kirishima just walked into his room to change out of his hero costume. But as he was taking off his pants he noticed a small bag fall out. His eyes got wide as he looked at the contents inside.

He still had the weed.

Shit. Shit holy fuck dammit fuck. What was he gonna do? If Kaminari found out he still had he was going to be even more pissed. He had to get rid of it, fast. He couldn't flush it down the toilet since he'd have to walk past everyone to get to the bathroom. Okay, new plan.

Could he just... eat it? He did eat weed brownies last week, so that meant weed was edible. He had to take the chance. So, he took it out of the bag and ate it. Thank god there was a water bottle in his room, so he had something to wash it down with.

Once that was over with, he put on a hoodie and sweatpants before going back outside. Katsuki was still laughing, tears rolling down his face as he wheezed. "Dude, it's not that funny." Katsuki just kept laughing, holding his sides as he snorted and laughed.

"So, Red Riot buys drugs now?" Jirou joked as she nudged Kiri's side. "Okay look I wasn't thinking right. The guy looked desperate. If you're willing to sell drugs to a pro hero then you must really need the money." Kirishima looked at Denki, and they locked eyes for a second before Kaminari looked away.

"He's a drug dealer Ei, all he wants is money. You're just too much of a softy and he took advantage of that." Mina said while rubbing his back. The red-head sighed before looking down. But his sigh turned into a groan as he grabbed his stomach in pain.

Katsuki stopped laughing to look at his friend. "Oh shit, you good Shitty Hair?" Kirishima nodded, but then winced in pain again. "Question Sero." "Yeah?" "Can you eat weed? Like, just weed?" Sero's eyes got wide as he looked at his friend.