Rachel: hey you're jack's friend right? c:
Alyssa: yeah kind of why?
Rachel: well im his girlfriend and i heard you like him.....and i love him so i added you....
Alyssa: since when have i liked him?
Rachel: idk that's just the local buzzi
Alyssa: never did
Rachel: are you sure? because i mean idk you two would look cute together
Alyssa: yeah im sure
Rachel: okay well
Alyssa: and why do u say we would look cute together?
Rachel: becauseeeee c; you both have that fiery look about you. im first and then every other thing.
Alyssa: lol what?
Rachel: its a complement gurl own it! OWN IT!<333333
Alyssa: hahaha ok lol
Rachel: so what's uppp?
Alyssa: don't i know you from somewhere? i thought i recognized u but not so sure im really busy lately
Rachel: i think i do! weren't you at that place!
Alyssa: haha what place?
Rachel: life? its kind of obscure you probably haven't heard of it
Alyssa: wow ur sooo much like jack hahahahah
Rachel: that's why we're in love
Alyssa: lovehahah i heard
Rachel: really? who told you O:
Alyssa: lol
Rachel: e.Rao when?
Alyssa: like 10 min ago
Rachel: yeah, you're a pretty slow typer. no offense<3 AT ALL! OMG!!! that was so rude im sorry</3
Alyssa: im talking to 6 diffrent people
Rachel: what are their names?
Alyssa: why do u want to know lol
Rachel: because i want to see if we're talking to the same people teehee!
Alyssa: probably not haha
Rachel: you're kind of boring no offense at all I LOVE YOU what.
Alyssa: well idk u so idk what to talk about
Rachel: well think of things gurlie
Alyssa: didn't i just tell you that i thought i knew you from somewhere!
Rachel: im going to tell you a secret... im cheating on jack :s
Alyssa: with who?
Rachel: this junior guy
Alyssa: why would u do that!!!!
Rachel: because im sorry, but jack just isnt that good if you know what i mean
Alyssa: name of this junior?
Rachel: his name is jake ryans
Alyssa: san juan hills student?and jack isnt good? what do u mean? he sarcastic thats all i know about him
Rachel: he does utilize satire quite excessively, but that's not what i mean~blushes~ well yeah he's really hot thoughhes black though.
Alyssa: what? sorry but ummm well nvm
Rachel: i understand i mean jack is your ex boyfriend so
Alyssa: no he isnt
Rachel: yahddd? you just said he was like 10 minutes ago
Alyssa: i said i never liked him!!! hes sweet and nice and all but not my type, never ever dated jack u got the wrong girl
Rachel: ohhh so you like him?
Alyssa: no! how many times do i have to say that!
Rachel: say what??? alyssa are you on meth? i want to help you...
Alyssa: whats ur problem!!!!!omg seriously i never dayted jack never liked him other than a friend of my bestfriend and thats that!!!!!!
Rachel: oh im really sorry im talking about jake ryans, you look like a black people girl<333
Alyssa: me?
Rachel: no i was talking to somebody else in this chat
Alyssa: jake ryans never heard of him
Rachel: ohh look for him at your school hes really black, has bleach blonde hair, kind of fat but with an eight pack, persian accent.
Alyssa: he have a fb?
Rachel: no it got deleted because he was too hot and everybody stalked him
Alyssa: idk what he looks like
Rachel: i just described him to you.
Alyssa: i dont know what persians sound like!!!
Rachel: likePHLEGMwhat? that stuff you get when you're black ,ok? are you a member of the KKK?.
Alyssa: no
Rachel: you ever feel as though jack is cheating on you with said asians? do you know about jack's asian hos? do you ever feel as though jack is cheating on you with said asians? do you ever feellike you're being watched? do you know about jack's asian hos?
Alyssa: no
Rachel: do you ever feel as though jack is cheating on you with said asians? alyssa?!?! i need you to answer me this is all completely confidential!
Alyssa: i dont like him and im not dating him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rachel: that is irrelevant. do you ever feel like jack is cheating on you with asians? please just answer honestly
Alyssa: im not with him omg!!!!!!!
Rachel: do you understand what i'm asking you alyssa? this is all confidential..
Alyssa: omg!!! im not with him!!!
Rachel: i have to go close my eyes and drift away into oblivion, but when i get recalled to life tomorrow, i am going to ask you more questionsis that okay? is that okay? do i have your consent?
Alyssa: yeah sure.
Rachel: okay good night you fiery angel *_* <44<33
