Guide on How to Fail at Online Dating

Ch56 - Could I be your ancestor, damnit

Edited by Divetus

Jing Huan: "?"

Your daddy has inundated you these past few months, not neglecting a single decoration of acting spoiled and cute. Just in terms of calling you Gege, I've yelled it enough times to vomit at this point, and yet you tell me that you only think of me as a friend?

Then, it's actually really hard to become your friend?

Curses bubbled in Jing Huan's stomach—if he managed to somehow trick Yearning For into revealing his real address, and he went over there to perform a real life PK with him, even if he had to spend 15 days at the police station, it'd still be more fun than chasing hopelessly barefoot after this train every day.

He thought this in his heart of hearts.

[Team] Xiao Tianjing: [falls to the ground and spits out blood]

[Team] Xiao Tianjing: T.T I don't even count as a Meimei... Really... Wuwuwuwu!!

He was so angry he couldn't even speak, so he could only type.

[Team] Yearning For: ....

[Team] Yearning For: If you want to be a Meimei, that's fine too.

Could I be your ancestor, damn it.

Jing Huan took a few deep breaths and comforted himself in his heart.

Meimei is Meimei, at the very least, there's room for development to be more than just a friend?

[Team] Yearning For: I'm going to go do dailies, you go play by yourself.

Play by yourself.

It sounded like something you'd tell your kid to do.

[Team] Xiao Tianjing: No, I want to afk in Gege's team!

[Team] Xiao Tianjing: I'm just waiting for takeout anyway. I haven't eaten breakfast yet, and I'm so hungry that I don't want to move. QvQ

Xiang Huaizhi checked the time and summoned his own mount.

"Whatever you want." He sent Jing Huan a ride invitation. "Come up."

It was the first time that Jing Huan had seen Yearning For's mount.

In NCH, mounts were similar to apparel. They had no bonus attributes and wouldn't increase speed; the bonus buff for movement speed still needed to be purchased separately. When this system was first introduced, the design was chased down and cursed at by all the players for a whole month, and even the developers' families weren't spared.

In addition, riding would hide a player's weapons, so by now, there were fewer and fewer players who would ride a mount.

With the most dazzling and exaggerated weapon in the entire game, Yearning For was even less likely to use a mount.

Jing Huan clicked his tongue.

Sheer vanity!

The takeout arrived soon. Jing Huan took a bite of the youtiao and was considering whether he wanted to find a movie to pass the time, when his friend info box popped up.

[Friend] Chunxiao: Are you there?

[Friend] Xiao Tianjing: Yep!

[Friend] Chunxiao: Immediately refresh your instance progress. If you still don't return to the guild, Yearning For is going to do guild instances with other female players.

[Friend] Xiao Tianjing: ?

[Friend] Chunxiao: You've only left the guild for a few days, but a lot of people have come to find me, saying they want to join Yearning For's team.