Force Choke Me Like You Hate Me (VADER x SIDIOUS) [HOT SMEXY YAOI 18+]

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Darth Vader had just come to his office after a long day of blasting planets with the mega epic death star laser and sat down, exhausted. He let out a sigh that could probably deafen all the stormtroopers in the star because of his respirator. 

"stupid respirator..." he thought, breathing heavily, "need to get it fixed..." "hEEEE HAAAhhh HeEEEh hHHaaaH" he breathd. Suddenly, a familiar cloaked figure came onto the comms in blue. It was his master, Emperor Palpatine. 

"Vader, report to my office. I have something to share with you." Palpatine called, before signing off. He and Vader's relationship was complicated. On one hand, he did own his empire so there was endless financial support for Vader, but Vader always felt like a puppet for Palpatine's bigger plans. Darth Vader grumbled before rising from his chair, flipping his cape behind him like a woman in a shampoo commercial and walking to the elevator.

"Vader, my boy. Come in." Palpatine called. Darth Vader entered tentatively. Palpatine turned around and removed his hood for Vader to see his whole face.

"You know, it is awfully lonely being up here with nobody. Do you often feel the same way?" Palpatine questioned. Vader was dumbstruck.

"Uh, often enough sire." 

"Good. Then you should understand that when one is lonely," Darth Vader watched as Palpatine's bony pale hand slid down his robes, landing on his thigh. "...You succumb to irrational behaviour." Palpatine all of a sudden RIPPED his robes away from his legs, showcasing his black fishnets and pasty legs. Darth Vader's mouth began to water. He had always had feelings for his late wife Padme, but ever since joining the dark side seeing Palpatine every day had become too much to bear. He was so glad his penis was robotic so he could not pop a boner every time Palpatine nuked a planet or force choked a disobedient general. He was also thankful that his helmet hid the bright red blush that he could feel forming on his fucked up face.

"Anakin. You think I am sexy." 

"I think you are sexy." Vader had become weak minded, distracted by Palpatine.

"You are going to destroy my ass with your cyborg ten inch cock."

"I am going to destroy your ass with my cyborg- wait. It's actually only nine and three quarters." 

"Shut up, worm." Palpatine ordered and bent Vader over, smacking him across his ass. He grinned. "Some parts of you remain human." Darth Vader brought his hands to Palpatine's robes, looking up at him to ask for permission.

"DO IT." Palpatine ordered. Darth Vader ripped off Palpatine's robes revealing him dressed in victoria's secret black lace lingerie. Vader began to breathe even heavier before ripping off his helmet. 

"Dear god you ugly motherfucker, put that helmet back right this instant." Palpatine levitated Vader's helmet and placed it back on his head. Vader did not seem to mind and tore away his trousers, exposing his nine and three quarter inch metallic dick.  "I find your lack of bussy disturbing" Vader breathed. Palpatine turned around and got on all fours. 

"Get on your knees, Ani."

"But sire, technically they're not mine-"

"DO IT." Vader got on his knees and spread Palpatine's pasty asscheeks before slipping inside. Palpatine let out a moan. Vader's grunts became louder as he thrusted into him.

"The bussy HHNG is STRONG WITH THIS ONE" grunted Vader. Palpatine breathed heavily.

"WHAT ARE YOU VADER" he yelled. "THE CHOSEN ONE SIRE" yelled Vader and he thrust faster.

"USE YOUR ANGER BOY" "FEEL THE DARK SIDE OF THE FORCE ENTER YOU" Palpatine was a wreck at this point.

"AS YOU ARE FEELING AT THIS MOMENT SIRE" Vader gritted his teeth and thrust faster and faster.

"ONLY YOUR HATRED CAN DESTROY MY ASSHOLE!" "YOU HAVE BECOME THE VERY THING YOU SWORE TO DESTROY!" Darth vader was close to the edge.

"DO I LOOK LIKE SAND TO YOUUU" Vader screamed as he nearly jizzed his pants.

"UNLIMITEDDDD BUSSYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY" Palpatine yelled as he came, spurting white ropes all over the floor of his office. Vader did not technically come, because he has a robot penis.

I hope this pained you as much to read this shit as it did for me to write it. I shit you not I was half gagging.

Happy late st patricks day or whatever