Hello goblins, you may put oneshots in my comments.
Here are the rules slugger
-NO LEMON, SMUT, NSFW, OR ANY OF THAT. I don't know how to write that shit and I would feel very gross. None of that.
-Rocky, Grassy, and Firey Jr are big no no's. I love them all as characters, don't get me wrong, but they act way too much like kids. Platonic oneshots are perfectly fine, but don't get your panties in a twist when I say no to your Firey Jr x Firey fanfiction.
-I go off normal object rules so if you want anything specific in your oneshot, please put it in the request. This applies for plots, AU's, humanized, anything like that.
-I will do Poly relationships, but if you do request one, make 4 the maximum people in it? I don't think having the entirety of iance and free food hooking up in one chapter is compelling character material.
-You can request as many oneshots as your beating bloody heart desires, but don't request them all in one comment or in one day? Maybe space them out? Wait for me to finish one of them before requesting another? I'm not an android, I can't fire out award winning romance novels in one day.
-If one of you decides to be extra special and do a reader oneshot or Debuter oneshot, the pronouns will be they/them.
-Just a reminder, be patient. I have a life, I don't appreciate when you start yelling at me to do your "Cake cries about being rejected by loser but then Pie tries to date Cake" oneshot.
-Finally, requesting gore and blood is accepted. It's not going to be common because people don't like violence in their funny object kiss stories, but it can't always be fluff. Go hard! Request some violence, some bloodshed! Maybe there's a scene where Grassy stubs his toe? Leafy gets in a fight? SHOW ME VIOLENCE, SHOW ME MORALS AND MOTIVES. LOVE REQUIRES BLOOD!
Anyways, go ham.
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Haha BFB/TPOT Oneshot requests.
FanfictionI've succumbed, give me requests to do. Rules are in the first chapter, you submit requests there.