Laura's Misfortunes

4-Drunk!

Laura and Ocean were home alone. They were extremely thirsty and had no juice to drink. They also got tired of water and needed some flavor so as they were peeking in the fridge, they spotted the bottle of red wine their mom woud drink ocassionally. They smirked looking at each other.

"She wouldn't mind, would she?" "Nah, we good" they grabbed the bottle and got two wine glasses.
The whole day they were sitting at the kitchen table not being able to hold their liquor. They were woozily walking around the kitchen yelling crazy stuff "ah! I am sooo drunk!" "Where my pills" "I nEeD WaTeR~" "MY THROAT IS ITCHY!" "YO! I thINK WE FINSHED THIS BOTTLE!" "Let's go order more on Ebay" "I am King of the world" "bruh, I can fly~" "watch me" they both then jumped on the couter top standing up where their heads were touching the ceiling.

They both rubbed their eyes deciding to not jump off the island before a sleepy state over took both of them and they began to fall forward towards the ground. They closed their eyes laughing while muttering "wOoZy~"
They hugged themselves tightly trying to find warmth before actually falling asleep.

A big thud was heard and cracks remained on the kitchen tiles.

~~~\\\\8 minutes later////~~~
They woke up and looked around them before smiling drunkely and looking at the scissors that always stayed in the kitchen and grabbing them.
"OcEaN, yOu WaNt A hAiRcUt??" "SuRe" She took the locks of hair and began to trim before "uh-oh..." "what dat?" "You look like green teletubby" "oh. You must have cut my hair so well...LeT mE cUt YoUrS?" "Of CoUrSe!"

They handed the scissors back and forth until their hair was almost gone.
"Wait, I'm hungr-BLEH!" Laura was interupted when she threw up, gripping the edge of the table. On the other hand, Ocean was busy using a steak knife to make holes into the canvas painting.

Ocean soon also threw up before they washed their mouths, once again getting more wine. They were all over the place throwing glasses at the ceiling and chandelier while giggling.
"Ocean we *hic* should go try catch that hippo outside *hic*" "*hic* yeah" They began walking towards the door with a few bottles of wine in hand.

Ocean sat in the drivers seat and started the car as they began to drive away from the house. They opened the window feeling fresh air and relaxed. Laura's hair blew in the wind before they saw two blue and red lights flashing behind them. Her eyes widened and a smile was found on her face. "OCEAN! CAR CHASE!! LIKE DEM MOVIES"

Laura slurred as Ocean also began to smile and drive faster. The cops chased the car around the whole town as they were driving all up on the side walk while laughing. Laura soon feel asleep in the backseat while Ocean was driving over 50 miles per minute before they finally reached to a stop and were pulled over.

"License" "I *hic* lost it" Ocean reached out of the window and began to pinch the officers cheeks while his eye twitched.
"Miss, are you drunk?" "Wha??" "DO YOU HAVE ALCOHOL IN YOUR SYSTEM???" "I dOn'T kNoW, dO i?!"
"..."
"..."
"Please step out of the car"
"Aye yo, Jason! There's a body back here!"

The police officer blinked with wide eyes running towards the other policeman in shock.
"Das my sister!" "I also found some wine too!" Ocean picked up Laura and made a dash for it.

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"Huh? I wonder where all my wine went... and what happened to the house??"

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Note- can't actually buy wine on Ebay😂