The World's Trash Is A Girls Treasure

The Beginning

Schlong Strip was the street that my eyes met those of Wolfgang's. I was with my older sister Sarah shopping for an upcoming outing with all our friends. I loved spending time with my friends. It was the only place that I could be my real untouched self. Too bad I was just a phat bitch. "Thanks for the coffee Fern!" I yelled as I stepped my foot onto the sidewalk. "Do you really think Jess will marry Stephen Sarah?" Sarah: "I mean they seem quite happy together don't they?" Yes I replied. I always hated the thought of marriage. So boring. Why would anyone vow themselves over to just one person. I want as much peen as I can get. We walked across the street to get to this cute little shop we like going too! It always had nice things and it smelled good in there. As soon as our feet hit the road I saw this boy rummaging through the trash can about 15 yards down the street. He looked up because a fly got in his eye. That's when I saw him fully. He had brown hair that looked sticky. Deep dark eyes 👀 that seemed to linger. He was tall, skintyyy and had a PHAT ass. Everything about him was what I dreamed of one day trapping. Sarah: "hey, hello! You in there?" Ugh her voice snapped me out of what seemed like a dream. "Ya, ya sorry. I just saw the most mesmerizing boiiiii" I said that without thinking. Sarah: "you mean the hobo rummaging through the trash over there?" I laughed. Even tho he was musty I knew from that moment he would be my little. Ratchet. Boy.

The next couple of days my thoughts were obviously consumed with that of my homely rag-a-muffin. Dirty thoughts of course. Tonight was the night we had planned with our friends. Sarah was gonna be here soon with her boyfriend Dante. He always made me feel uncomfortable. He was so gorgeous it was intimidating. I always got flustered around him. I had just finished getting ready when my door bell rang. They're here! I opened it to let them in. "Hey!" I said. Sarah: "you ready girl?" Mmmhm I replied. I grabbed my bag and phone and off we went. We stopped to pick up my bestie on the way. I had talked with her late into the night last night, telling her sweet nothings about my trash boy of course. She told me he sounded gross but I knew it was only because she was jealous. Alana entered the car with a wink and a giggle. She had dark circles in her eyes. I suddenly felt guilty for forcing her to listen to my rambles about my cute little transient 🍑 Alana "you give up on Mr. Stank yet?" I shook my head and rolled my eyes. She didn't understand. No one would. I've accepted that. We pulled in at the bar and all tumbled out of Dante's small sports car. As soon as we got inside it was like all hell broke loose. Me and Sarah's brothers belong to a motorcycle gang. This was their bar. We frequent there a lot and the drinks are always free. Luke and Zach hadn't seen us in a while and the gang missed us too. It was gonna be one fun night. The drinking began early and didn't end until late. I took one last swig of my gin and stepped out back for a smoke. It was cold out. I could see my breath. I always loved the sounds of the city. It made me less lonely knowing I lived in a place that was crowded. So many people with their own stories and lives to live. I lit my cigarette and the sparks from my lighter flicked light into the dark corners of the alley. Suddenly I heard a grunt from the dumpster.