bts indian oneshot

Bts as your desi bff

🐨Namjoon

* 10 me maths ke coaching class me Mila tha aur bas

* Kabhi Kabhi to Lagta hai times zyada vo tumhari mummy Ka saga hai

*Your mom - join SE Kuch Sikh Uske maths me 98 aye hai

*You- you know na MERI maths kamzor hai

*Your mom- Joon SE Kuch Sikh vo Kabhi Kisi ladki ko aakh uattha Kar Nahi Dekhta..

*You- ......to Mai kya ladkiyo ko tadti ho

*Joon- app chinta mat Karo aunty ki Mai use sab Sikha dunga

*You- are mummy aap isko jaanti Nahi hai Jaise ye dikhta hai vaise ye hai Nahi aur Jaise ye hai vaisa ye dikhta Nahi

*Your mom- Joon beta ye lo laddo Khao

*Joon-:-)

*You- Bhar mil to join ke baache tujhe batati hoo

Seokjin

*Till date you don't know tum uski Friend ho ya secretary

*Because every random girls come to you and says "Yaar Jin ka number de na Tu uski dost hai na"

*"Sun na Jin single hai kya"

"Ye love letter Jin ko de liyo please I feel shy"

Kabhi Kabhi to ladke BHI

"Sun na ye Jin konsa face wash use karta hai "

Oof oof oof oof oof

You-yaar kis amavas ke din tujhse dosti Kar lo thi

Joon- ab kya Kare is chere Ka Noor chupaye Nahi chupta

You- apna Noor Tu Apne pass Rakh mujhe Tera peon nahi banna

Joon- Sacha Jo air valentine's Day vale din MERI chocolate thoonste
Samaj Yaad Nahi ata

Yoongi

Durbhagyavash uski mummy ko ESA Lagta hai ke ye ek nazuk baacha hai

His mom to you- beta Naya college hai.....thoda Dhyan rakhna Iska

You- haa hi aunty

His mom- Kuch bal Nahi pata ye laga ke beech

Yoongi at college

Teacher- yoongi Iska answer batao

Yoongi- Mai kyu

Teacher - Maine tumhara ma'am liya isliye

Yoongi- use to sir Maine bhi aapka ma'am liya aap Iska answer bataye

( I am a rider provider playing in the background)

Y/n facepamed herself

Teacher- get out of my class!!!!

Yoongi( dragging you with himself)- sir isko BHI le Jaya ho Kuch important Kam hai

You- yoongi phele din he ???

Hoseok

This guy is source of energy in your life

You- Yaar is Baar her pass Nahi kiya to papa shaadi Karva denge

Hoseok- Tu chinta mat Kar a single sheet of paper can't decide your future

You- Yaar AJ mere crush be MERI taraf Nahi Dekha

Hoseok- koi Nahi samosa kha le kal pakka Dekh lega

Never tired of your yaar......

Always with you

So this was hyung line maknae line will be post soon