Hetalia- Frenchy's Closet (Franada)

Frenchy's Closet

One morning, Canada was getting the Canadian newspaper, when suddenly, he found a pink envelope with a French stamp on it.

Out of curiosity, he opened the gay envelope and roses flew out like butterflies. He looked inside the envelope. There was a picture of a France naked and a letter hand written in French.

Dear Canada,
I bought this beautiful closet and want you to see it. I'll see you soon darling ohonhonhonhonhonhon.

Canada was so excited. No one ever invited him to their house or anywhere really (poor Canada....). So he got in his maple syrup car and drove to France's house.

Once Canada reached the French man's house, he rang the doorbell, which sounds like France's laughter. But no one answered.

Canada was sad. But then, the French door suddenly opened wide with the closet in the middle of the room.

Canada slowly stepped inside the room.

"Hello? Anyone in here?" Canada called out shaking a little.

The closet opened and roses flew out Ouran Highschool Host Club style. The roses formed a tornado and sucked Canada into the closet. It was pitch black inside the closet. Canada couldn't see a thing.

"This reminds me of the time Cuba locked me in his basement because he thought I was America." Canada said, "It was so dark and scary!"

Then, France's face appeared in the darkness of the closet. Canada was happy again.

But out of nowhere, France grabbed a candle and lit up the whole closet. Rose petals and tiny lit candles were scattered throughout everywhere. France was ass naked with a bouquet of flowers between his legs.

Canada was so happy. No one has ever given him a bouquet of flowers before.

Suddenly, a baguette came out of the roses and into Canada's mouth. France laughed his Frenchy way. Canada was enjoying every moment of it for some reason.

Jimmy was just sitting there watching. France grabbed Jimmy by the eyeball. Canada was confused, he didn't know how Jimmy got there. France plunged Jimmy into a bottle of wine. Then Jimmy turned into a France. Then Canada turned into a France.

The three Frances had a threesome and it was so erotic. In fact it was so erotic that it attracted a wild Russia nearby.

"Oh hello France." Russia said with a smile and a sunflower in his hands. "I see you're having a secret organization with yourself :)."

This worried the three France. After all, Russia is the most scariest of all the everything in the world. Russia ever so gently raised his sunflower.

"Let me show you a little bit of Russian tradition"

Russia swung the sunflower. Sunflower seeds flew out the flower attacking the French men in an explody fashion.

"Oh, look at the time." Russia said looking at the clock. "Better get going."

As soon as the smoke faded away, Russia was gone. Canada and Jimmy were back to normal.

"Where am I?" Jimmy asked in confusion. He then looked to Canada. "And who are you?"

"Am Canada." Canada said with a tear coming down his right cheek.

"Ohonhonhon~" France laughed AGAIN.

Canada looked at France with worry.

"France, I think I should leave now, but I don't think it really matters since no one really notices if I leave the house (and never come back.....)"

France slithered towards Canada and grabs his shoulders. Slowly, he leans forward and whispers in his ear.

"It's okay my love." France whispers seductively. "As long as your here in my closet, you will always be noticed."
France gets his magic rose and proofs a bed. He then covers Jimmy's eyes with a blind fold.

"Hey!" Jimmy said in confusion AGAIN. "Where am I?"

"Hush Jimmy," France tells the bear, "It's for your own good."

He drags Canada on to the bed and tops him. Canada sides under between France's legs and runs towards the door. But of course, France won't let him go so easily. He spreads his legs wide. For some unknown reason, it stopped Canada from escaping.

Canada is suddenly being pulled towards France by his gay magic. He tried to get out of his sticky trick that makes no sense at all but it was just too strong.

France then grabbed Canada once he was an inch close to him and violently French kissed him. Canada had no choice but to give in. His French ways were stronger than Maple syrup.

It was strange for the peaceful country that no one could remember. For someone to want him so much to the point where he traps him into a closet and tries to seduce him in exotic ways. But he didn't mind that much.

In the end, Canada and France were happy together.

The End.