it was a normal day in moriohcho
the sky was yellow
koichi was probably dying
no one cared
so it was about as normal as it got
until josuke started walking to rohans house
he was horny and so he formulated a plan to get into the bed of the person with the lowest standards that josuke knew
step one- walk up to the door
this was the hardest but most important step
step two- ask rohan to fuck him
josuke was surprised at his own genius sometimes
he was almost to rohans house so he went over the plan one more time
step one- walk up to the door
josuke looked at the door and almost shit his pants
the door had seen him and was now watching him MENACINGLY
one of the sound effects poked josukes shoulder and it exploded with blood
josuke stumbled towards the door
he was determined to fuck rohan
the door raised an eyebrow quizzically
"oho youre approaching me?"
"i cant fuck rohan without getting closer"
"then come as close as you li- wait aren't you fourteen?"
josuke did not answer and instead dora-ed the door into the twenty first century
"josuke what the fuck are you doing"
"rohan lets fuck"
"arent you fourteen"
josuke looked away cutely
"...no"
rohan started to shake his head but josuke grabbed his wrist
"b-but sensei..."
rohan tugged his wrist out of josukes grip and started to walk away before josuke shouted
"ill top!!!"
rohan considered this
"...ok"
they fucked
the end
