Jack - Got the hero badge. Died at 56 by being assaulted by his brother. Worked as a baker. Became addicted to oxycodone. Had a kid with this woman he had a one night stand with, the kid was named Dylan. I gave up trying to get him to fall in love with someone because no one wanted to have kids with him. Got cheated on but chose to forgive her (dumbass). Saved a woman from being attacked by a gorilla. Made 3000 dollars selling ketamine. His mom left almost a million each to his brothers and nothing to him.
Katherine - Got the Wicked ribbon. Died from spleen cancer at 31. Had lesbian mothers. Was an archeologist. Had 4 children, Boomer, Elmer, Pedro, and Garth. Cheated on her husband a bunch of times, and had 1 miscarriage. Got divorced because of her husbands debt, she also gave him chlamydia. Elmer died at age 8 from scarlet fever. Got diagnosed with spleen cancer at 17.
Davey - Got the Mediocre ribbon. Was an insurance agent. Died at age 47 of a heart attack. Had two sons, D'Brickashaw and Vernon. Never got to meet his third child because his wife died when she got hit by a train. At his first job, he rejected his supervisors sexual advances and got fired for unnamed reasons shortly after.
Crutchie - Got the rich ribbon. Died at age 68 from a stroke. Had two daughters, Angelica and Jenna. Worked as a cashier. Attacked his classmate and got expelled at age 9. Married a rich woman just for her money. Used his money to make people love him. Earned 13 grand while selling morphine. Treated his daughters better than his stepdaughter, Meghan. Ended up divorcing his wife after she cheated on him. Had an adderall addiction.
Les - Got the mediocre ribbon. Died at age 31 from pancreases cancer. Worked as a fast food employee. Was bisexual. Solved his little brothers bullying problem by attempting to beat up the bully. Got cheated on by his girlfriend Serenity.
