it was a sad day. kirishima had tripped on his shoe laces all day, ate expired cheese, and accidentally stepped on a snail.
but the thing that topped the cake was when his boyfriend broke up with him for some skater dude who probably couldn't even tre. not that kirishima could, but if you gave him a skateboard and 3 trips to the e.r. he would have it down.
he was like walking to the dorms after his tremendous day when he saw it. the most disgusting man on earth. he had purple hair slicked back to show his face (which was kinda hot, if you asked him), weird eyes, and ugly clothes, with an even uglier skateboard on his hip. this was perfect! he could make himself feel better by hurting someone else.
kirishima had no reason to, but for some reason he felt like that man was really messed up in the head and just deserved to be hurt.
he walked over to the purple man with determination. "uh excuse me sir, but you have a really bad stain on your shirt," as the man looked down, kirishima took the opportunity to uppercut that man right in the fuckin nose, scraping his jaw on the way. the man started coughing so bad and he spit out ounces of blood. kirishima then ran.
when he got back to the dorms he saw his ex with the skater guy. kirishima really didn't understand why he left him for that guy, bakugo couldn't even skate! plus they both had red hair, so what was the difference?
as kirishima approached them, the skater guy turned around, and clocked him in the fuckin head with his skateboard. bakugo cheered then he started making out with his skater bf.
kirishima laid on the ground crying for his mommy. while in the midst of doing so, he saw a blue haired boy from afar. said boy ran up to the red headed skater dude and wiped him the fuck out. he started screaming something along the lines of "fuck you, you fucking fuck! this is why your dad fuckin left, you whore!" before he blacked out, kirishima had one last thing to say, "gahhhh"
the end.
(ps adam dies)
