-READING WARNING-
This chapter is going to be hard as fuck to read, the talking parts for Taehyung are getting worst.
Taehyung POV
"daddy
daddy
daddy
daddy
daddy
I'm hungy i wan aple saws! Gime apal saws!"
"Say please."
"nuw. Gim apaln saws wite nuh!"
I sah dady wook at me wit bad bad wok.
Is hwu mad...?
"use your manners this instant, say please or NO apple sauce."
"mah i hab aple saws dada?"
"yes you may, baby. Come here, sit on my lap."
Hwe say simyaling. He haz bigbig lap (Almost wrote Wap.) and berry cumfie!
Suh i cwal ober tuh dada and sit on lap!
"excus mwe dada, can yuh halp mwe shit?"
JUNGKOOK'S POV
The last words I heard were
"excus mwe dada, can yuh halp mwe shit?"
Then the most innocent look I've ever seen in my life
"Baby- don't- don't say that-"
I don't know if I can even get him in trouble for that i- wh-
"shit! i jus wan shit pwobpurwy!"
I looked like I just got high on makeup from the dollar store and chugged coke after
wait wait- Is he trying to say something else
I'm not quite catching it-
"baby baby, repeat after me- exact words"
"uh hwuh"
can
can
you
you
please
please
help
help
me
me
sit down
shit down
That didn't help shit speaking he also doesn't know english
"For now on if you're going to speak in english
or korean-
Say down, follow up sit with down."
"wus dadi, now plz halp muwh shit"
I stared at him for 5 minutes
"down"
OKAY I THOUGHT I HAD TO HELP HIM SHIT PLEASE
I picked him up and sat him gently on my lap and played with his hair.
"You know how pretty you are, right?"
"Im da most bootiful pwerson in da worldd!! Bwut daddies handsum tuh."
"Aww, what a cutie."
I said while pinching his nose playfully.
"MEANIE!"
He yelled out with the cutest little pout I've ever seen in my life.
I laid down with him on top of me and cuddled as we both drifted to sleep.
Short Ass Chapter I know. But honestly, it was fun to write- I'm again sorry for never updating, thank you for staying here and reading!
