A/n: Welcome to this oneshot with halfassed artwork to go with it. Also thank you to @SnuggleBunny92 for giving me the idea for this :).
It's been a few months since (Y/n) first walked into Waluigi's castle to be a "sacrifice" for the people of her old town. But since then she's been the Queen of chaos for the evil overlord who originally decided to keep her for his own selfish needs, he's since actually grown attached to her.
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"Hey sugar tits." Waluigi greets as he spots his pet/girlfriend in the kitchen making breakfast,
"Can you not call me that?" (Y/n) asks as she looks up from the scrambled eggs to meet eyes with the chaotic man whom claimed her as his own a few months prior.
"I don't not want to." He giggles and walks to her side and wraps his arm around her waist,
"Whatever. I'm making breakfast." (Y/n) looks back at the eggs then over to the toaster which she activates, "Can you grab some plates for me?"
"Sure, my sexy queen." Waluigi grins and grabs out some plates,
"Hah hah. Skinny penis." Waluigi drops the plates and glares at (Y/n),
"Wanna see it and measure the diameter bitch?" he reaches for his belt and (Y/n) shakes her head,
"I meant it as a joke I swear." She squeaks,
"Yeah whatever..." Waluigi gestures for (Y/n) to block her ears, "Maid! Clean this mess up this instant!" he yells. A brunette with blue eyes and an orange maid dress rushes over with a dustpan and brush and cleans up the china pieces.
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(Y/n) sat on her bed and looked out into the garden that was being battered by rain.
"Bleh rain..." Waluigi grumbles, he sits next to her and frowns, "I was hoping to go back into town for some more murdering but now the weather had to go to this crap."
"It's not that bad." (Y/n) says, "Besides we can spend more time together."
"Listen. I'm not against that idea but once a week I must go out and be destructive before I end up messing up my castle or hurting you in some way." Waluigi says, "And I don't want to hurt you."
"We should make a safe room. A room where I can go so you won't find me and hurt me." (Y/n) suggests,
"If only it was that simple." Waluigi growls, "I could still find you even if you were on the other side of the planet with a different name and pronouns."
(Y/n) blinks at him with disbelief and stays silent.
Waluigi's chaotic aura was strengthening with each second and he was twitchy.
(Y/n) didn't know what to do.
"We can do something fun." Waluigi suddenly says, "It's something I've been wanting to do for a while now." He gives her a cocky smirk and (Y/n) feels fear hit her like a truck.
Oh no. His crazy meter has gone all the way up.
He summons some purple vines from the pot plant pots in the room and they snake around (Y/n)'s form.
"Wally please don't hurt me." (Y/n) pleads,
"I'm just playing with your body, sweets."
There were no thorns on these vines unlike Waluigi's usual ones which he used to kill people; these vines were silky smooth.
(Y/n) felt a shiver as one of the vines stroked her cheek, "What the hell do you have in mind?"
Waluigi stays silent as he watches the vines bind her wrists and ankles.
"Just go and kill some of your dumb servants please."
Waluigi shakes his head, "This is way better than that."
One of the vines slides into her shirt and wraps around one of her breasts, No no no. (Y/n) blushes madly and looks Waluigi in the eyes.
Another vine goes down into her pants and slides into her panties.
"Please don't-" (Y/n)'s cut off when the vine around her breast constricts making her moan.
"The only sounds I want to hear from you are sounds of pleasure."
(Y/n) panics as she feels the vine in her panties reach her entrance.
It slides in and explores around.
(Y/n) feels herself become wet and she grabs the fabric of the covers and grits her teeth.
"I said make some noise." Waluigi growls and sends another vine inside her.
"AaAh~! Stop~!" (Y/n) moans.
Waluigi blinks and tilts his head, he rolls his eyes and commands the vines to stop. The vines snake back to their respective places as (Y/n) sits there panting with a red face and wet pants.
"I'm guessing you're not needing to fuck up my old town now?" (Y/n) asks,
"I'm considering it." Waluigi pulls (Y/n) into a sloppy kiss, he pulls away then stands up, "But that was fun."
"For you maybe."
"Still fun."
"Fuckwit."
"Excuse me?!"
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