Hermione: YOU HAD SEX WITH ARCHIE WITHOUT ME KNOWING!?
Me: I...n...no?
Bruce: I would never do that mom
Hermione: I know you wouldn't
Me: I totally wouldn't do it either -drags Archie into my room-
Hermione: ffs here we go
Archie: hey baby what's up
Me: stfu -pushes him on the bed-
Archie: I- okay
Me: -Starts kissing him-
Hermione: VERONICA CONTROL YOUR MOANING
me: sorry mom -moans- I can't Archie is to good -moans-
The phone rings
Me: oh let me answer it
Archie: who tf is it
Me: hey B
Betty: hey V so what are you doing
Archie: ME
Me: I-
Betty: oh...well.. I'll go I have some business to do with jug anyways
Me: okay cya later b -hangs up-
Archie: is she gone?
Me: mhm
Archie: good -kisses me-
Me: -moans- how are you so good
Archie: because I am
Meanwhile at the Coopers house
Betty: Juggie close your eyes
Jug: okay baby -closes eyes-
Betty: -walks in wearing her dark outfit- open
Jug: -opens- oh wow
Betty: daddy. I'm bored
Jug: well I can change that
Betty: how daddy
Jug: -pushes her on the bed-
Betty: ooo daddy I like your idea. -moans-
Jug: am I better than Archie
Betty: hm what if I say no
Jug: I'll have to punish you more
Betty: I want to be punished more daddy so no
Jug: -punishes her more-
Meanwhile at the Pembroke
Hermione: -walks in- OMG
me: MOM!?
Archie: HERMIONE!!
Hermione: -runs out- ffs go to archies house
