SCOOP THE POOP

In the world of SHITplanet there lived many happy-little-well settled-stinky-droopy POOPlings ,( CODE name – SHITlings)

S.H.I.T.- Socially Hyper Inactive Thingies

SHITplanet was once ruled by King HilariousBigBoyShitPit IV... who was very kind and big POOPhearted, but he was full of shit...

SHIT FLOWING FROM HIS EYESSSSSS..............

SHIT DROOPING OUT FROM HIS NOSE! And never used to fart...

HE ALWAYS LAUNCHED LIQUID POOP which used to smell like fart...

it was the year 1804 ... when the POOPlings had a POOP war fight with the commode... their native place!

They used to live in commodes...IN SPECIAL commodes which do not corrode when the SHITs sleep on it.. The commode was very big and very SHITcozy... One day, the commode got fed up... he couldn't bear the shiting SHITsmell of the POOPlings... Actually the SHITling were odourless ! yes! they were!

but! BUTT! BUTT! The SHITworkers used to make a deo out of BULLshit.. which smells really bad(as per the humans), which they used to wear the whole day out! (WHICH SMELLS LIKE SHIT ) L

The POOPlings did not have any personality... they had POOPnationality

Never mind...

So .. yes!

The commode couldn’t bear the shitty pain

So he committed suicide...

So his children got so angry that they evolved into SUPER-SAIYAN-COMMODEs! Yes! GOKU was hereeeeeeee! Yay! ( lol no)

(EVERYTHING IS FAIR IN POOPlove AND COMMODEwar)

And the SUPER COMMODES then killed thousands and thousands of SHITlings

And also the HOUSEFLIES who used to sit on their POOPloves(POOPlings)

The poor SHITlings were about to get extinct....

Only 2,234,543 SHITlings were left out of 298,479,784,678,495,485,47695,483,574,586,084,986!

But they fought till their last breathe even though the commodes got super powers!

The SHITlings killed 23 of the SUPER COMMODES!

Yes you heard it right man! 23 SUPER COMMODES!

The dead bodies of commodes were burnt along with the bodies of millions of SHITlings (so,as to reach the ignition temperature faster)

And their ashes were kept in a COMMODE MODEL

In the “MUSEUM OF CRAP” in the country , CRAPISTAN...

So never mind...

Yessssss ....

The alive POOPlings did not sleep for days and shits!

Cause they were in DEEP-DEEP-SHIT!

FINALLY!

The SHITLORD came to save them

Not really to save them...

But to protect them from the SUPER COMMODEs

THE SHITLORD gave wings to every damn shit!

To fly high and to fly away from the SUPER COMMODES...

So they packed their mugs and Toilet Papers and slept ...

The next fine day..when the SHITS were planning to POOP-OFF(TAKE-OFF)

They saw that their wings were covered with LIQUID POOP !*MALFUNCTION*

Now they couldn’t fly!

*OH SHITLORD! PLS HELP*

What was the ---

FAULT IN OUR SHITS *bwahahahahahaaaa*

STILL THERE WAS A SHIT OF HOPE!

A SHIT NAMED, POOPoy THE SAILER SHITman

Took ownership for the killing the SUPER COMMODE

HE sailed the 7 seas (He almost died in the SHITstorm in the SHITlantic ocean) but never mind he is the hero, and damn! he can’t die!

And the SHITLORD gave him his blessings!

POOPoy was sorta SHITmortal!

*undefined*

So he went to bring the BULLs

The bulls were of course very heavy for 1 to carry...

But nvm POOPoy was SHITmortal and OVERPOWERED SHITLY SHIT...remember?

Yes...so..

Yeah...

*In order to earn something u need to lose something*

So some SHITians sacrificed for the other SHITians to continue the SHIT RACE!

Yes they died happily and proudly for their SHITplanet, while the SUPER COMMODES ENJOYED their life...

He made the bulls eat the SHITlings in order to make the BULLs SHIT

In order to get “BULLSHIT”

Which was used to obtain SHITdeo and FREEZE SPELL!

Yes FREEZE SPELL!

So...

The next night when all the SUPER COMMODES were sleeping , he enchanted this spell on them and MADE THEM SLEEP FOREVER..

Sort of a COMA kinda thing...

They could not move...Just suffer the smell...

Good for them ;)

POOPoy was the hero...

So where is the heroine lol!

Yes he got married to SHITTY MOUSE! (SISTER of MICKY MOUSE)

They lived happily after, but the commodes didn’t J

*WHAT A SHITTY ENDING*             

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!