Why Maha Zoldyck likes to bathe in soy sauce

Maha is a wacky man who does wacky things

The Zoldyck family reptile Maha rarely left his terrarium, only daring to venture away from the comfort of his heated rock and sun lamp if someone informed him of a delicious looking fly in another part of the manor. Otherwise he saw no need to leave, the outside world was far too chilly for a cold-blooded little thing like him and he had all of the things he loved here. He had his violin, his stash of candy and fashion magazines, and his kiddie pool with cute little froggies on it that he liked to splash around in. He also had his most prized possession, his tub of soy sauce. Today was one of those days where he decided to use it. He dumped out the water in the frog pool and filled it up with soy sauce enough to cover all of the pool's surface area but still shallow enough not to drown in. He then began to roll around in the soy sauce, giggling as he felt his skin absorb the salty goodness. When he was done playing around in the savory liquid he began licking himself clean because it was just too tasty to wash off in the shower. After he was all clean he curled up on his heated rock and fell asleep listening to Mozart's classics with the sound of geese fighting each other in the background.

I swear, the things I write between serious projects just keep getting weirder and weirder.