InoZen (Inosuke + Zenitsu) oneshot

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The bell rang and a next lesson started. Zenitsu was heading into changing rooms to get ready for PE class while talking to his friend Tanjito. They were walking past room where were students from lower class changing. Some guy caught Zenitsu's attention. Zenitsu hid behind door frame of the changing room and watched him. Tanjiro just rolled his eyes and went into his own changing room because this honestly wasn't anything unusual when it comes to his friend Zenitsu.

Zenitsu didn't even notice that his friend left. He was busy watching that guy. He sure have seen him before. His pretty face and long black hair with blue ends were impossible to overlook. But he never noticed how buff he actually was. He never noticed his strong arms now cowered in sweat along with slim neck, clearly visible collarbones and whole six pack. Zenitsu definitely could shut his thirst with that guy's sweat.

His thoughts were interrupted when that guy noticed Zenitsu gazing at him and immediately pulled on a shirt. Then he looked back to the door where was Zenitsu looking at him, unable to move. They were just staring at each other until everyone else left the changing room. Soon the buff guy burst into laughter and move closer to Zenitsu. Zenitsu just stares into his eyes while the buff guy leans closer to his face.

,,Who are you?"

The buffie asks.
Everything smells like ashes.
Suddenly, their vision starts to get blurry and grayish, but they don't mind.

,,Pretty princess, would you mind if I just fuc- "

Buffie was not able to finish the sentence because a random pice of roof fell on his strong arm that was holding a door frame just a few seconds ago. It cut his hand off right next to his shoulder and the hand fell on the floor that was covered in ashes. The fingers moved a bit and then just died right in front of Zenitsu. The rest of Inosuke's aka buffie's body was soon entirely covered with pieces of a falling roof.
Zenitsu started screaming.

,,Oh no! Poor strong arm! Someone help this buff arm! aAAAAA- "

He tried to scream more but unfortunately couldn't since there was a lot of smoke and he started coughing. He sat down, crying while holding buffie's arm that was covered in blood and ashes like a chicken nugget.

You (reader) have probably already connected the dots and figured out that there was a fire. The flames soon found their way to Zenitsu and not even a river of his tears could stop them.