The Family And Their Proxy

Lazy :D

Sonya: *is asleep with book in face*

Jeff: *is laying upside down on the couch*

Ben: *scrolling through his computer*

Sally: *is lazily playing with Charlie*

Charlie: *is lazily being played with by Sally*

E.J: *is eating kidneys*

L.J: *is eating candy*

Masky: *is silently screaming*

Hoody: *does the same thing as Masky*

Jeff: I'm really BORED

Ben: Same

Slendy: *is reading the newspaper* Meh

Sally: I'm lazzzyyy..

Charlie: Me tooooo..

E.J: There's no more kidneys...

L.J: There's no more caannddyyy...

Masky and Hoody: *still silently screaming*

Sonya: *still asleep*

Jeff: Sonya's asleep, so it means I CAN'T BOTHER HER >:c

Slendy: Meh

Sally: Charliiieeee...I'm going to sleep...*falls down and sleeps*

Charlie: Me toooo....*same as Sally*

Slendy: Relatives are coming today, by the way

Sally: *sits up* EVEN MS.P?!

Slendy: Yes child

Jeff: And your brothers?

Slendy: More people are coming, but yes my brothers are coming too

Ben: What about Sonic, Tails, and Herobrine

Slendy: Everyone is coming

E.J and L.J: HELL YUS!

Sonya: hnn..*sits up, making the book fall off her face* who's coming..?

Slendy: Everyone

Sonya: Ugh..I don't want to deal with Offenderman...

Slendy: He's coming Sonya

Sonya: Aauuugghhhh...

Jeff: Get raped Sonya. GET RAPED.

Sonya: .... Jeff are you high, or drunk?

Jeff: Meh, just bored

Sonya: Makes sense

Ben: She won't get raped anyways!

Sonya: I'm going to my room...*goes upstairs*

Ben: Can I come?

Sonya: No

Ben: :c

*DING FUCKING DONG*

Slendy: Their here~ *goes to door*

Sonya: *SLAMS THE FUCKING DOOR AND LOCKS IT*

Slendy: *opens door* Hello dear brother

Splendy: Hiya Slendy-kun~ I brought everyone~

Slendy: Just sit in the living room and I'll get your food *walks to kitchen*

Ms.P: Ugh..Mr.Slender, it smells in here

Slendy: Sorry Madam

Zalgo: Ms.P's right, it stinks

Slendy: Thanks..

Sanic.exe: I just wanted to sleep..

Herobrine: All of us did..

Tails: Yup..

Smexy: Where's my beloved Sonya~?

Ben: Not near you *death glares at Smexy* (HAHAHA *snort*)

Sonya: *comes downstairs* Can't sleep.. *gets hugged from behind, by Ben*

Ben: *hisses at Smexy*

Sonya: ugh..

Ben: She's mine!

Smexy: Boy, this goddess will be mine, not a elf's princess! *pulls her arm towards him*

Ben: She isn't gonna be raped by a overgrown pedophile! *pulls her other towards him*

Sonya: *is the rope of tug-of-war* kill me..

E.J: *is talking to Clockwork*

Toby: *punches E.J and snakes arm around Clocky's waist*

Jeff: *watches Sally play around with Ms.P*

~Later~

The day goes on with ALOT OF FUCKING CHAOS. As soon as the other creepypastas left, it felt like a hangover to the rest.

The house was a wreck, and most of them were drunk.

Ben was laying on Sonya's boobs, and Sonya was passed out, so she didn't give a damn.

Jeff was on the floor, sleeping. Sally was in Slendy's arms, as Slendy was reading a book with his tentacles holding the book.

Toby was on the couch, with kiss marks on his cheek and..neck. E.J was covered in blood from all of the kidneys he ate, and he was still eating.

Kinda the same with L.J, but with candy. Masky and Hoody...didn't attend apparently. (STAHP THINKING DA WRONG WAY READER-CHAN! NYEH YAOI!)

Jane...was dead (Read Truth or dare ._.)