Static Show (Vox x Alastor)

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Hi, it's Vanya hope you enjoy this mess of fanfiction! In this fanfiction, Vox, Valentino, and Velvet live together in a big house. If y'all see any mistakes or have any suggestions don't be afraid to comment on them! None of these characters are mine, they belong to their respective owners.

TW: Cussing, Violence, and Sexual Content/Language (it's because of Valentino)

3rd Person POV

     Vox groaned as the alarm clock started blaring. As Vox sat up, he heard Valentino yell, "VOXXXXX GET UP" Vox sighed as he got up. He put on his blue slippers and a blue robe and walked to the kitchen. "The hell do you want Val?" questioned Vox. "Wow, so grumpy this early in the morning. Anyways~ We should give Angel Dust a surprise visit," Valentino said with a shit-eating grin.      

     Vox sighed, "Val stop acting like a lovesick mutt, it really doesn't suit you." Valentino put a hand over his chest and gasped, "You wound me Vox, but I'm not going just for Angel," Valentino declared with a large smile. "Oh," Vox raised an eyebrow, "Do you mind sharing who else you're going for?" "Nope, you'll just have to tag along" Valentino snickered. Vox sighed, "Wait a sec Val, I'm gonna get dressed. I'll be back in 5 minutes". "I'll be waiting down here~" Valentino happily said skipping off to grab some coffee.

Time skip brought to you by Alastor's Fluffy Ears!

   The limbo parked in front of the Happy Hotel, "Wow, so that's what Alastor has been fixing up!" Valentino said, half mockingly and half impressed. "Wait, we're here to see Alastor?" Vox said, a tad bit worried. "Why, of course, why would we be here for any other reason" Valentino questioned with a grin. "Dammit, Valentino. You know damn well that Bambi doesn't like me. Hell, I don't like his annoying ass." Vox practically growled. 

   "Oops, I must've forgotten you don't like his ass, as well as with all those nice photos you have of him and that annoying ass~" teased Valentino. Vox's screen turned an array of flashing colors, "Th-that's not true!" Vox yelled. "Oh, but it is, and I have the pictures to prove it," Valentino snickered while shaking his phone. "Come inside, and those pictures will be our dirty little secret~" Vox grumbled a bit before sighing " Fine, but if you say anything, I'll kill you." Valentino held all four of his arms up in the air in the surrender position, "I wouldn't dream of it, Voxxy~."

Vox opened his door and walked out, Valentino popped up behind Vox and whispered "I promise I won't out you, but I can't assure you won't out yourself." Vox elbowed Valentino, "Shut the hell up Val." "Always so grumpy~ when are you ever going to be nice to me" Valentino whined while straightening up his posture. They only had to walk a couple of yards before making it to the entrance. Vox opened the door and held it open for Valentino, "Bitches go first" Vox said with a smirk. "Oh my, you should go in first then" Valentino snickered at the face Vox made at the statement.

Valentino walked in first with Vox on his heels. They made it to the reception desk where Charlie was standing, "OH wait um, hi, I mean WELCOME TO THE HAPPY HOTEL! Um, do you want to check a room, or um two rooms?" Valentino smiled at Charlie's nervousness. Then began responding, "I think we'll take o-," Vox quickly interjected, "Two rooms, we'll take two separate rooms, for one night." Valentino's smile widens before asking, "Can we get our keys to our room now, sweetheart." "Oh, yeah, of course. I'll go and do that," Charlie said before going to the back and grabbing the keys. "Here you go, the rooms are right next to each other, Vox your number is 19, Valentino your number is 21. It is on the first floor. Take a left, then walk until you see your numbers," Charlie explained excitedly. "Thanks, sweet cheeks," Valentino said before walking with Vox to their respective room.

"I thought we were just here to 'talk' to them," Vox said, a bit confused. "We'll do that too. First, let's go find Angel's room." Valentino said. "How are we going to find Angel Dust?" Vox asked. "We walk around until we find him, duh," Valentino said as if it was the best plan in the world. Vox rolled his eyes before saying, "How about I hack the system and find what room Angel Dust is staying in." Valentino's smile grew, "That does sound like a better idea."

3rd Person POV

Charlie exhaled deeply, "I can't believe two Overlords checked out rooms!" "Oh, do you mind naming these Overlords, dear?" Alastor said with his present large smile. "Oh, It's you, Alastor. You spooked me. Yeah, it's Vox and Valentino." Charlie said nervously. Alastor's smile faltered for a mere second before spreading back, "So Vox and Valentino are here. What room numbers are they?" Alastor questioned. Charlie answered, "Uh, Vox's room is 19, and Valentino's room is 21. Can I ask why you want to know?" Alastor's smile grew, "Of course, my dear, I need to know where the vermin are just in case they decide to cause a ruckus." answered Alastor before laughing. Alastor grabbed the spare keys to the Overlords' room and shoved the keys in his pocket.

Alastor's POV

   I wonder what those vermin are doing here, especially Vox. I shook my head. It doesn't matter as long as they don't start trouble. Anyways, I made my way to Angel's room. I knocked on the door before calling out Angel's name. "Oh Angel, Husker wants to talk to you." I heard a groan and then "About what?" I couldn't help but grin as I said, "He wants to talk about the booze you stole from him." I heard some more shuffling before Angel answered, "Tell him I didn't steal any of his cheap ass booze. And while you're at it, go get me some ibuprofen." A frown tugged at my lips, "Ha, no." I responded and walked away from Angel's room.

I walked towards the bar and sat at one of the red stools. I saw Husker's tail lead into the back of the bar. Perfect. I sneaked around the bar and tip-toed behind Husker. "Boo!" I yelled. Husker's hair went all spiked, and he let out a girlish scream. "What the hell, Al. You fuckin' prick are you trying to give me a heart attack?" Husk yelled. I shrugged. "Maybe I am" I smiled at the glare Husker gave me. "Also, Angel said he didn't take your alcohol." I watched as Husker grumbled and walk to the front of the bar.    

   "What do you want to drink?" Husk begrudgingly asked. " Apple Martini will do, dear," I answered. I watched as Husker made my drink. He then placed it in front of me. "Thank you, darling."

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