For Aiki (IKEA) and my absolute hatred for minions <3
CW: hot, spicy, Ikea tables
grab your popcorn for some absolute spicyness
Leo bestie please do not hate me <3
beep beep beep The sound of Aiki's freshly built IKEA alarm clock rang through the room as he tiredly got up from his red IKEA table bed. As he stood he thought he heard something coming from behind the bedroom door. He went to open the door but just as he reached for the door knob there was a knock.
"w h a t- must be Clown" He thought, yet to his surprise there was someone much different.
"habbjjwkioakqjanBba haha" said this mysterious...minion?
"You're so ugly" Aiki said without a trace of hesitance.
"Well ahaha I think you're pretty hot my sussy baka" The minion spoke real English words this time. The small yellow man seemed to flirt though
"Im married but ahaha minion 😼" He would soon think he regreted saying this as Clown, his husband, stood there, coffee in hand, blankly.
"I mean ahaha minions are pretty hot Aiki I wouldn't mind ahaha" Clown lipbited.
The yellow blob then started aggressively flirting with Aikis red IKEA table. That soon quickly ended as the minion glanced over at Aiki and Clown and started florting with them, especially Aiki.
"So you own a red Ikea table 😏 thats pretty hhottttt" The minion said flirtatiously.
"*lipbites*" Aiki lipbites at the minion.
"Dilf material" Minion had said to Aiki again, flirtatiously.
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