AN: This story is SWAN QUEEN and totally biased but enjoy anyway. This will be ramble
So the first scene of the premier was the Forbidden Fortress, now at first I was kinda confused because I forgot that was what Maleficent's palace is called. Then I got really excited when Ursala came and we saw the first spoiler play out.
The Queen's of Darkness are my squad goals! The scene with Rumple eating Ramen at Ursalus broke down apartment was pure gold. If you know what I mean.
SWAN QUEEN! SWAN QUEEN! SWAAAAAAN QUEEEEEEEEEEEN! So all of their scenes were really adorable and I noticed that Emma always looks to wifey for approval and Regina always gives her that nod. SOoooooooo Cuteeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Also when Regina says to Emma that they don't both have to die and then basically sacrafices herself even though the bat thing (can't remember the name) was actually after Emma. They are so meant to be!
And the Shady Blue Hoe is back or Shady Blue Bitch if you prefer. She is still Shady as ever.
Honestly Cruella is now my spirit animal, I am going to call everyone Darling from now on.
Snow and Charming have some dirty little secrets, it's so exciting. I found it really funny that Snow said she would rip their hearts out.
Everyone keeps saying that Regina is evil but it was Emma that the bat thing was after so...
Next Week Promo Reaction
Holy Shit!!! OMFG!!!!! I'm freaking out because it said they will have to ressurect Maleficent which means that they CAN do it! Adam and Eddy said that Barbara Hershey will be back as Cora. Coincidence? I think not!
ANNNNNNNNDDDDD Zelena is coming back tooooooo!!!!
THE MILL'S WOMEN ARE BEING RESURECTED BEFORE OUR VERY EYES.
Nicknames of the week
Regina: Regina Sassypants Mills
Emma: Emma Darkness Desends Upon Me Swan
Snow: Snow Finally Kept A Secret White
Charming: David Useless As Ever Nolan
Henry: Henry Just As Useless As Grandpa Mills
Ursala: The Sea Bitch
Blue: Blue Shady Hoe Fairy
Cruella: Cruella Badass Snark De Vil
Rumple: Rumple Trust Isuues Stiltskin
Hook: Captain Piece Of Shit Hook
Belle: Belle Naive As Ever French
Granny: The Babysitter
Robin: Robin The Source Of Sadness Piece Of Shit Hood
AN: Hope you enjoyed the first installment!!
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Surviving OUAT
RandomThis is how I will survive hiatus and also the actual painful reality of Once Upon A Time. This is TOTALLY dedicated to Swan Queen and is TOTALLY ANTI- Adultery Queen (Outlaw Queen) and ANTI- Captain Swan (with just a little less hatred. Most everyt...
