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"wake up," my dad clapped his hands. "daddy's home."
the screens flicked on, emitting a blue hue around the room. i took a sip of my mango diamond slush, and rolled my eyes.
"you're so weird," i muttered, trying to get a mango chunk out of my straw.
"don't say that," my dad shook his head. "you take after me, you're weird too."
"welcome home, sir, miss stark," J.A.R.V.I.S. responded. "congratulations on the opening ceremonies. they were such a success, as was your senate hearing."
i snorted at his last statement.
the a.i. continued, "and may i say how refreshing it is to finally see you in a video with your clothing on, sir."
my dad and i both laughed slightly at J.A.R.V.I.S.' sense of humor.
"he's spending too much time with you," i told my dad.
"yup," my dad agreed. "i'm going to turn him into a mini-me."
a splash sounded and my dad and i both looked up. u was making a smoothie... with the lid of the blender off.
i rolled my eyes and took out a dishcloth, "i'll clean it up."
"u!" my dad startled the robot arm.
he turned his claw head around and knocked over the blender.
"great," i muttered, picking up some wipes on the way. "more for me to clean."
i could just hear my dad addressing u in the background, "i swear to god i'll dismantle you. i'll soak your motherboard. i'll turn you into a wine rack."
u looked down, sad.
i raised a brow at him, "don't look like that. you deserve it. look at what you did, and i have to clean it all up."
u made a whirring noise and dropped his head even further.
i sighed and patted the robot's head. "next time make sure you put a lid on the blender."
