This is my second book plz read my sisters book epic fails:);)
That's what you get:
Maddie: John come change your daughters diaper .
John (the neighbor): no.
Maddie: okaayy.
...... About ten mins later....
Maddie Punches John in the belly.
John: owww.
Maddie: that's watch you get for not changing ur daughters diaper.:)
Paintball fail:
My sister hallie was shooting John with a paintball. The fist time she shot him in his backpack.the, second time he told her to shoot lower.so she did.
John: oww/crumbles on the ground/
Hallie: u told me to shoot lower.
Me:r u OK.
John: yes I feel like rainbows! Note the sarcasum.
For the next chapter I have went ro different sites to find it .
Chapter two:
Laugh ur head off
Chill with the makeup ur face is not a coloring book.
I don't know what's more akward. Answering Dora or sitting there in silence while she stares at you.
Dear vegans,
Thank you for leaving more bacon for us.
Sincerly,
Carnavors
You can't buy happiness but you can buy cupcakes which is the same thing.
I used to be frustrated by people talking in movies but then I realized how much fun it is to bring a squirt gun and pretend to sneeze.
You're riding a horse full speed...
There's giraffe beside you...
And you're being chased by a lion...
???????what do you do?????????
Get ya lazy butt off the carasol.
Tween post 2192
Coughing in front of smokers to make them feel guilty.
Hey you just woke up and this is crazy but I am your alarm so get up lazy!!!!!
Disney problem
None of your friends will watch tangled with you because you quote and sing EVERYTHING
Why do we feel safe under a blanket it's not like a murderer is gonna come in thinking "I'm gonna ki...oh shoot she's under a blanket"
Tween post 6615
During a test : my answer:23 answer choices: 17,19,26,and36.
Me: well 26 is closest to 23 so that must be the answer
Roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and so r u
The roses are wilting the violets are dead the sugar bowl is empty and so is ur bed. Lol
You hVe not expericed true fear until a poster falls ontop of u in the middle of the night.
A woman is helpless only while her finger nail polish is drying.
When I get a headache I take 2 to 3 aspirins and keep away from kids just as the bottle says
( baby on board ) oh ok really I was going to ram into the back of your car but now I won't
You remind me of Santa you work like one day a year and spend the other 364 days judging people
