Otter's Life Story

Chapter One

Lights. Flashing lights surrounded the couple. Sweaty bodies pushed one another around, and the young woman cringed as several people grinded on her. Deadpanning, she walked over to the bar and took a seat. Sighing, the woman abandoned all thought of finding her friends and decided to drink her troubles away. "One martini please" "Coming right up", the bartender winked at her. Cringing slightly as she took the drink from her hand, she enjoyed the burning feeling as the liquid slid down her throat. A quiet squeak pulled her from her drink. Glancing over, the young woman's eyes widened with disgust. A tall, man with a ginger colored beard and a "My Little Brony" t-shirt occupied the seat besides hers. "Hey baby, why don't you come a little closer~" He leaned closer while saying this, his putrid breath floating over to her nose. To top it off, the man made a facial expression that can only be described as the butthole of satan, " ".Trying to ignore the ginger, the lady went back to her drink hoping that he would get the point. She was proven wrong as he slammed two things onto the bar. "W-what the fuck-" "Now, smacks lips that's no way to talk your knight in shining armor. I have my RainbowDash and Fluttershy ponies so we can play with them." She was so awestruck she couldn't even comprehend what he just said. Abruptly standing up, she hurriedly left the bar, hoping she could find a bottle of bleach fast enough before all her brain cells died. Stepping through the line of bouncers, she was met with the sweet relief of fresh air. "ahh~", she sighed.
Suddenly her mouth was grabbed from behind, the odor of a Chucky Cheese ball pit and rotten underwear invading her nose once again. "You WILL play ponies with me" With a look of horror, the woman bit down, his crusty blood invading her mouth. "AHSDUKAHSDF YOU BITCCHHHH" "My names not bitch, its otter"  

 Then the entire bar was so turned on that it turned into some weird ass orgy and everyone got together and was happy. 

 The End....

For now