Otter's Life Story

Chapter Deux

Groaning, the woman, now known as Otter smacked her face. 

"Wake the fuck up bitch," she growled at herself, frustrated that the sun was a fucking asshole. 

Today was going to be interesting for sure. She was set up to go on a blind date with a woman named, "Melody". One of her friends suggested that her lonely ass, boring couch potatoe self needed to get up and have fun. 

Well at least her idea of fun. Otter would rather be in a closet with a jar of..... anyways-

Slipping out of her chicken little themed pajamas, she turned the shower on and jumped in. 

Yes, it was cold. 

Yes, she screamed. 

Yes, she stared at a wall trying to determine why she did that. 

Quickly, she washed herself and jumped out of the shower. Making sure her outfit she prepared last night was ready, Otter checked the time. 

FUCKKKKKKKKKKK

It was 11:30am, and her date was at  t w e l v e.

Flinging her towel across the room like a bird shoving its child out of the nest, she slipped on a pair of black jeans and some sort of weird white contraption her friend told her to wear. 

Skipping any and all steps in between, the young woman rushed out to a taxi she had prepared. The drive went well, no communication between herself and the driver as expected. 

As Otter exited the car she looked for the door of the chosen establishment. 

"Welcome ma'am, are you here with anyone today?" greeted the host. 

"Yeah," she sighed, "party under Melody..."

"Ah yes, right this way."

He lead Otter over to another door which was conveniently, in the back of the restaurant. Unlocking the door with a skeleton key, the host gently guided her inside. 

In the middle of the room, which was....interestingly decorated, lied a romantic table setting. 

One of the chairs occupied a woman who looked to be mid twenties. 

"Ooo Hi dear, I'm Melody! You're Otter I presume?", the woman's voice was airy and it echoed softly around the room. 

"Yes hello, nice to meet you." she greeted back. 

Admiring her features, Otter noticed that her makeup was quite....dramatic

Before her filter could stop her, she had to ask, "Are you a drag queen?"

Laughing boisterously, the woman exclaimed, "Yes! I just got back from a show and wasn't able to take it off."

Humming in acknowledgement, Otter moved to take the seat across from the woman. 

"Now sugar, I've got some meaty balls here for us to crunch on!~", she purred.

Otter stared blankly at her, a feeling of dread rising in her stomach. 

Not noticing the change, the woman carried on, "I was just so happy when I found someone like you, I can't wait to get started~"

Before Otter could even process, she heard a loud howl-growl and then several shouts. Several people dressed in fur suits burst through the a hidden panel that opened up. From foxes, to narwhals, to even a chimpanzee, there were furries of all kinds. 

Otter's eyes widened in horror as they surrounded her. 

"Uhm excuse me what the fuck is this?" she gaped at Melody.

Melody looked confused for a second.

"Your name is Otter...Aren't you a furry?"

"No!" she almost screamed out as several dog furries whined at her. 

"Well we're already all here, and I brought my squad so lets party!!"

Lights went off in the room and several stripper poles descended from the ceiling. Through another hidden door several drag queens of all varieties strutted into the room screaming, "DRAG PARTY QUEENNNNNNSSSSSSSSSSSS"

Within moments furries were growling, howling, and barking at one another while the drag queens showed off on the poles. Otter, deciding this was too weird for her made a break for the door.

Just as she reached the door a wolf furry blocked her path. It had a blue body, and a silver tipped tail-ear set that mechanically moved. 

"Growls, I can be your alpha, just accept me~", the furry purred. 

"N-no thank you", she awkwardly stuttered, brushing past the wolf. 

Letting out a cry of defeat, the furry fell to all fours and started running around. Once again, Otter reached for the handle of the door only to be stopped by a hug from behind. 

Freezing in her motions, she slowly turned her head and was met with giant, cat eyes. 

"WHAT THE FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK" she screamed as the cat licked her. 

Pushing her way past, she opened the door and slammed it shut. Running past the confused host, Otter ran all the way home deciding to never trust her friend again. 

"Awww darn why do you always have to scare the newbies Scarlet Shimmer..."