The life of a robloxian: PAUSED FOR NOW!!!

The Roblox burger mess (2)

I walked to a nearby park where there were birds and nature. I always loved lakes and waterfalls, especially the ones Roiagara falls (Niagara falls) and I sat on a rock to watch the waterfalls and the crystal waters. After a while, I headed back to the comic shop when I suddenly heard my stomach rumble.

"Time to eat lunch!" I exclaimed. Everyone that was around turned to look at me like I was in my underwear.

"Zip your mouth up! My grandpa doesn't like loud noises," said a young robloxian in a plaid shirt that was pushing a wheelchair with an old robloxian sitting in it.

"Be quiet or I'll eat you for lunch!" An old lady said, doing a Kung fu kick at me. For an old lady, she was really powerful! I apologized to everyone and quickly sprinted away before they could throw rotten tomatoes at me. I ran to my favorite restaurant, the Roblox burger, and opened the door. People sat on wooden chairs and munched on burgers and hot dogs. Sun poured into the big shop, with bright lights and air conditioning. I marched to the counter to see Cattail000n, the manager reading the superdog book she had bought from me. I snapped my fingers quickly and she looked up at me.

"Sorry, Kayleebear4680! I-I was just too interested in the book, especially when I was reading the part when superdog and marshmallow were battling the Cranier!" I smiled and said, "It's ok! Oh, and can I get a tripe duplex cheeseburger, a cherry soda, and the new EX fries?" Cattail000n nodded and turned to the workers behind her. A bunch of metal machines were being operated by them, including the ice cream machine, the fries machine, and even the burger machine!

"Make her order, fast!" She said, handed one of the workers a piece of paper that came out of the counter machine. I stared in disbelief as a machine plopped out bread, then moved on a conveyor belt to another station where tomato was put on the bread, and then moved on the cheese, kechhup, lettuce, and onion. A worker filled up a cherry soda and another scooped up fries from a big platter into a container. Cattail000n grabbed the food and handed it to me.

"Here, it's $5.99 with a $4 discount!" I handed her the Robux and found a seat. I sat down after wiping some burger crumbs and fries off the seat and ketchup off the table. As I chewed my burger, I noticed a bulky robloxian staring at me. Was he going to come over and punch me? I tried not to look at him, but I couldn't resist his mean look, but somehow, I saw warmness through his cold blue eyes. I panicked, not knowing what to do. I became so nervous I accidentally choked on some of my cheeseburger. I started coughing, until the bulky robloxian came over and karate chopped my back. I spit out the bite of burger and it landed straight on Cattail000n's forehead, and then dropped on her new comic book. She shrieked loudly and my cherry soda dropped to the ground, spilling some soda onto the floor.

"My new comic! My head! Eww, it has spit on it! Gross! Get it off me! Kayleebear4680, I'm gonna kill you!" I quickly grabbed my drink off the ground, took a sip of my soda, and coughed. When it hit the ground, germs and dirt got into it, and it tasted like spoiled milk and raw onions! I spat out the drink and wiped my tongue, dropping the drink to the floor, causing a mess. And the sip of soda I spat out...slashed on Cattail000n! She freaked out, waving her hands and running around, before slipping on my drink on the floor and falling to the floor. By this time, all the customers were leaving and screaming.

"I'm giving your restaurant a 0 star rating!" A robloxian yelled. I glanced down at Cattail000n, worried. Without a closer look, it seemed like she had slipped and was covered in sticky blood!

"KAYLEEBEAR4680! THIS STUFF IS SO STICKY AND GROSS! I HATE YOU!" She screamed. She stood up to punch me, but the bulky robloxian from before reached out and blocked her.

"Let's go!" He said, pulling me. His voice somehow was hearable over the creams and yells as he yanked me to the exit door. Parked outside, I saw many cars, but one of them was reflecting under the sun and was shimmering brightly. It was a Lamborghini made out of pure gold! I ran over with my arms spread out and hugged the car. The bulky robloxian smiled and said, "You like my car?"

"Yes!" I immediately replied. The bulky robloxian jumped into the Lamborghini and pulled me inside too. Just then, Cattail000n came out holding a broom.

"Kayleebear4680! I'm going to kill you!" She shouted. The robloxian stomped on the pedal and before I could buckle up my seatbelt, we hand always zoomed off, leaving Cattail000n still outside her shop. I managed to buckle up and made a goofy face at Cattail000n before we disappeared down the corner. As he drove, the bulky robloxian said, "I'm Gudesnake. I learned karate and martial arts a long time ago and that's why I'm so buff," he boasted.

"I'm Kayleebear4680," I said.

"I know that already." Gudesnake said, rolling his eyes. Gudesnake illegally drove past a red light, nearly crushing some robloxians crossing the street.

"What are you doing! It's a red light!" I exclaimed. Gudesnake shrugged and turned to me.

"So, wanna rob the bank with me?" He asked casually. My eyebrows shot up. So that's why he was doing illegal stuff, and why he had this expensive car! He stole it!

"No way I will help a criminal!" I shouted as Gudesnake drove over a lamppost. He seemed disappointed.

"Come on, I helped you get away from that crazy robloxian," he said.

"That's Cattail000n, and I don't want to go to jail!" I argued. Gudesnake smiled and said, "I'm a master criminal, I never get caught. I once stole one of Queen Elizabeth's golden necklaces," he said.

"WHAT!?!" I shouted. Gudesnake simply nodded.

"If you rob the bank with me, I'll give you $7.5 million Robux, plus a brand new Lamborghini decorated with diamonds," he offered. Almost immediately I agreed. But what I did changed my whole life.

To be continued....

PS. LONGEST PART YET :D