Laura, Ray, and Ocean had gone to the mall this ordinary Sunday and Laura had an allowance of $150 after saving up for months. "Uoo~ Those shoes are cute! I wonder how much they are?" Laura picked them up looking for the tag. "...why...w-why are they selling them for...for-for...$300..." Laura turned to Ocean, "...how much money you have on you, Ocean?" "500. Why?" "Mind lending me 150?" "Why? You got your money!" "Yeah...but I don't got enough" "what do you wanna buy" "these shoes"
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"MOMMMMM! OCEAN DIDN'T GIVE ME THE MONEY TO BUY THE SHOES" Laura screamed when they got in the car. "Well honey, maybe you should get a job" "what" "start making money so you could buy things when you want" "hm...that does sound like a good deal"
~~~\\\\3 Days Later////~~~
"So why do you want a job here? Why should we hire you here at Burger King" "cause I want money" "yeah...we understand that but..." "I saw these cool shoes at the mall" "ok...let's start off with this: what are you good at?"
"Hm...procrastinating-" "ma'am...that's not exactly a good thing-" "I won the hotdog eating contest back in October last year so I wanted a job in the food industry." "...are you implying that you would eat the food..?" "Maybe" "...name some hobbies" "I like basketball and drawing and doing my nails and...I can't think of anymore" "alrighty...name some of your good qualities" "...I can speak publically. I'm a VERY GOOD STUDENT!" "Okayyyyy...?" "Can I have that donut" "wel-" "thanks"
She reached over to grab the donut before her hand slipped and... "uh-oh..." "miss! P-please bring us some napkins! She just spilled all the coffee" "...sorr-" "forget about it...it's fine" "oh...well that's great then! Cause I didn't really mean it" "🤯please, can you just tell me some non beneficial qualities?" "Sure! I'm incredibly lazy! Clumsy and sometimes I unintentionally seem extremely rude. A lot of people say I'm completely annoying and loud. I would also ditch school and work if I don't feel like going" "...." "sooooo....did I get a job?" "..." "hello-" "here are the napkins"
A worker handed the interviewer a bunch of napkins which he took dropping them on the spill to absorb all the coffee while Laura stared at the scene. The worker left. "So as I was saying before....did I get the job?" "...you know what?" "WHAT?!??" "We're all human...we all have good points and we all have flaws. We all make mistakes; so...yes, you're hired" "oh, that's great! I thought I would get the job!😃" "yup! So you can start next week Tuesday!" "Kay!!!"
"Wait! Quick question: have you ever had a history with alcohol?" "..." "drugs?" "No not drugs" "so with alcohol?"
*LAURA HAVING FLASHBACKS FROM WHEN SHE AND OCEAN GOT DRUNK*
"no...I'm a minor...I'VE NEVER TASTED ALCOHOL BEFORE" "okie dokie!! See you Tuesday, Laura!"
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Laura's Misfortunes
HumorHi:) Congrats! You have stumbled across a book of oneshots consisting of Laura and her misfortune which causes the misfortune of everyone else. If you haven't checked out the "iNsPiRaTiOn" of this book then it is called- "On The Way To The Kitchen"...
