"So you did notice that?" Phil sounds like he expected that, but had told himself over and over I hadn't heard him.
"I remember you saying you would explain," I say in a montous tone.
Just as phil opens his mouth Dan sits down at the table, "What were you guys oning about?"
"I was just telling Lauren about your...your?" Phil says, but it sounds more like a request of help.
"Go on," I nod my head.
"Oh, I know, your wedding dress fetish! Yep, that was it."
"What?" Dan and I say unision, but Dan seems ultimately more surprised than me.
"Why are you surprised, Dan, it's your fetish?" Asks Phil with a look in his eye.
"Oh. Oh, um yeah. That's it..." Dan says with a regretful tone.
"So that's why he wanted you to wear a wedding dress, any chance he gets he'll have someone wear a wedding dress." Phil explains.
"Oh, okay I think I get it now. So you're probably turned on right now, just us talking about it is arousing you?"
"What! No!" Dan definately doesn't want me to think that. At his response I laugh a little, and they understand it was joke. I can tell we'll all be bonding through this lunch. Also I want to thank Phil, for trying, to lie, but I don't believe him.
The last sentence was inspired by 7DemigodsShallAnswer
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