Tom riddles diary 😩

Dumbledoor 🚪

Dear diary, 1/8/21. Today was my first day back as head master,and oh merlin have I got some gossip for u 😏.I was walking past filches room,and the his door just so happened to be slightly open so of course I decided to take a peak and what I seen was just horrid 😣.Filch was all up in ms norrises bussy sniffing it 🤮,he must be a Shane Dawson kinny like ew tf.I didn't know how to react but school was starting,and as you know I have very very important headmaster stuffs to get to ya know.So I used my very amazing magical powers teleport my electric scooter to me,so I hopped on and went for a zoom 🛴.You should have seen the speed of me diary,Vw0osh I was like sonic the 🦔 heheheheh.But in anways back to the goss,as I was speeding by I accidentally ran over minnie (aka my besto professor mcgonical) but like it wasn't my fault she was a cat 🐱,so before she could say anything I took off yet again.Thankfully there was no more disruptions on my way back to my office,so now I'm writing this for u .That's all I have to feed fawks now bye xoxoxoxoxoxoxo