Short stories that are absolutely completely totally true

Love at first sight

I saw her standing in the wind, hazel hair flowing and the sun reflected on her green eyes. I finally got the courage to say hello. I struck up a conversation and we had a lot in common, we both loved to watch movies and read comic books. I asked her out and she said yes! We were madly in love. We would see each other everyday. When we kissed, it was like I was taken to another world. One night, we decided that we were going to do it. I walked in and she was undressing, then when she turned around, SOME CRAZY ASS FUCKING ALIEN SHIT BURST OUT OF HER AND ATTACKED ME AND I FUCKING KILLED THAT SHIT WITH A BRICK. The moral of this story, don't bang aliens.