Bnha/Mha OneShots

KiriBaku - Ass Slapping

The Plot/Idea of this OneShot -
Word Count (2195)
- Swearing

Bakugo loves competition, so when Kirishima slaps his ass one day he see it as a competition. And Kirishima unknowingly just started the fight.

Basically just a bunch of random events that led to the Kirishima and Bakugo sometimes just slapping each other's asses.

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Bakugo's POV -

I was talking to the damn nerd, I can tolerate him a little bit more than normal today. He was going on about how he loved Todoroki but he was to scared to confess.
"WHAT IF HE REJECTS ME KACCHAN!" The nerd sounded so distressed, I sighed pushing away the urge to punch him in the face.
"Just confess to him nerd." He looked so confused, "Look nerd confess now. Because if you don't he might go and date someone else, or think your not interested and move on. And also if he rejects you it's better sooner rather than later because yeah rejection sucks but do you know what sucks more?" I asked he shook his.
"No Kacchan. Can you tell me!" He was kinda excited.
"What's worse than rejection, is pinning over someone for years and then finding out you wasted all your time being in love with them." I said and he had a look of realisation on his face.
"Thanks Kacchan." he said, with a smile.
"Damn nerd." I said, then I jumped forward suddenly, the nerd caught me and I pushed him away as soon as I stood up.
"Kacchan are you okay." He looked like a confused dog, he tilted his head.
"Yeah I'm fine." I mumble but he heard, I look down the corridor to see Kirishima not to far away waking with a smirk on his face.
"Oh do you and Kirishima have something to do. Sorry for keeping you." And then the damn nerd ran off. I stomped over to Kirishima.
"Oi, Shitty hair what did you do?!" I asked, he still had that smirk in his face.
"I slapped your ass." He said, as if it was as simple as that. I looked at him shocked. Then I smirk and lent up to his ear and whispered,
"New Competition?" And backed away, his smirk had fallen only to be rebuilt.
"Ass slapping competition does sound fun." He said with a smirk and walked off. This was the beginning.
Kirishima - 1
Bakugo - 0

-Time Jump-

It had been two days since we started the competition and I was sat in the common room watching a movie with pinky and Pikachu. Purely so I could laugh at the dumb reaction to the jump scares. Jirou came down abs joined us and other classmates saw that we were watching a horror movie at eight am. Then Shitty hair, half n' half, and that damn nerd walked in the common room.
The nerd was clinging to Half n' half's arm and Shitty hair was just taking to them. I looked back to see Pinky on her phone, and pulled it away from her. 'This would be fun' I threw it across the room, and Pinky let out an ear piercing screech. Everyone had to cover their ears. Everyone was looking at her. She then looked at Bakugo with pure murder in her eyes, she took one step and Kirishima stepped in immediately.

"Mina, what happened?" He asked.
"He just through my phone across the room and probably broke it! He's gonna pay for a new one." Mina said, Kirishima sighed at how childish his friend is being. I pointed a finger at momo, she got real dramatic real quick.
"Don't even try blaming me Bakug-" she got all defensive till I interrupted her,
"Wasn't going to!" I snapped, "I was just gonna say Momo could legit make you a new phone. All you'd need it the SIM card from the other." I said and walked off. I was half way up the stairs when a pull on my shirt halted my movements.
"What was that for?!" Kirishima asked I turned around.
"A distraction." I said, he looked confused like confused confused, I then slapped his ass, "Mainly just to get your guard down." I said actually walking to my dorm this time.
Kirishima - 1
Bakugo - 1