Guide on How to Fail at Online Dating

Ch63 - I'm here, so no one can kill you.

Edited by Divetus

After they finished playing PUBG, Lu Hang inexplicably ate a mouthful of dog food. He really couldn't endure this, so after turning off the light and going to bed, he immediately went to the guild chat to expose them.

Long Road Ahead: Damn it! Xiao Jingjing actually said it was a secret! How! Was she pretending that Chichi and I were dead!!?

Don't Ask when I'll Return: Hahahaha, who asked you to call them up?

Peachy Fate: This was just you asking for trouble.

Xiao Tianjing: Omg Long Road Ahead, you were actually eavesdropping >.<!

Long Road Ahead: ???

Long Road Ahead: I'll "m-rder" you.

Xiao Tianjing: Ahhhhhhh Gege QAQ

Yearning For: En.

Xiao Tianjing: Long Road Ahead wants to m-rder me!!

Lu Hang looked up and saw that his bestie roommate was in the same position as him, lying on his side while holding his cellphone in his hand.

"No way, why are you just sneakily staring at the screen and not talking ah, so sullen?" Lu Hang couldn't help asking.

Xiang Huaizhi didn't look up. "I talked."

"Yeah, you only came out when Xiao Jingjing called for you." Lu Hang suddenly asked, "When are you two going to get married?"

Xiang Huaizhi paused in his typing.

"Why should we get married?"

Lu Hang was stunned. "You're already together, and you're not getting married? You don't want to give up the 100 gold for the wedding fee? I'll help you guys out ah."

Hearing the first part of Lu Hang's words, Xiang Huaizhi's heart leaped, but without any fluctuations in his voice, he said, "We're not together."

"Not..." Lu Hang couldn't help sitting up. "Not together? Then what were you two whispering about just now??"

Xiang Huaizhi replied, "They've always been like this."

"Yeah, she's always been like that, but you also walked over there ah. Didn't you yourself crouch in front of them to listen..."

Looking at his cellphone screen in silence, Xiang Huaizhi seemed to be seriously reading, but actually, he hadn't read a word of the chat on the screen.

It really was that he had walked over there himself.

It wasn't because he was helpless, and it also wasn't because he was trying to compromise. It was that he had wanted to go over there, wanted to lean in close and wanted to know what whispering words that person had for him.

On the other hand, Lu Hang was still prattling on. "You even gave her two guns! Usually, when I even ask you for some bullets, you tell me to scram."

Xiang Huaizhi was distracted and was about to interrupt when he saw the familiar pink profile picture appear on the screen.

Xiao Tianjing: Asking a question~ Around when will the All the Lovers event start ya? (^▽^*)

Regardless of Lovesickness: It's said to be at the end of the month.

Lu Hang continued, "And there was that thing with Wheat's Number One Fan..."

"What's the All the Lovers event?" Xiang Huaizhi interrupted him.