Dear diary,
I told him. I walked up to his house, and there he was, laying on the couch oh what was he sexy. He looked at me with his sexy grinn wich made him look like a cute little child groomer. God he turned me on with that smile. He stood up and walked up to me, he was standing so close to me that i could clearly smell that he hadnt showerd in over a decade.
"hey you silly goose, what are you doing here?"
he said with his raspy sexy voice.
"i-i-i love you"
i stuttered, he looked at me suprised and then his sexy vampire eyes turned red and he took a bite out of my neck, i felt his tounge and him sucking the blood out of me. i let out a moan before everything turned white. i actually passed away, the best way to ever exist. i died while being in heaven
THE END
