Skid: [narrating] So, it all started at the tutorial. Keith was vibing, so was girlfriend. When suddenly, Lemon Demon came in and stole a microphone. This is how it played out:
Lemon Demon: Give me back that microphone!
Keith: Beep? Bosh boop beeping bee? (Lemon? Why are you doing this?)
[Keith passes the mic to Skid, then Pump, then Girlfriend and finally Pico.]
Lemon Demon: If you give it to me, I'll give you a dime.
Skid: A dime?
Pump: I think we need this.
Lemon Demon: Dime means MERCY!
[pico dodges]
Pico: This microphone makes the Friday Night Funkin Community what it is! Without it, the world will be chaotic!
Lemon Demon: Very well then. You all leave me no choice. [Pulls up a bottle filled with pink gas. He throws it] NYEH!
[Everyone screams upon getting brought up into the air. They all get thrown, somewhere far away.]
Lemon Demon: [chuckles] Guess sometimes I make myself laugh. [Runs off with the microphone. It fades back to skid's unconscious face.]
Girlfriend: [offscreen] Skid? Skid, wake up!
[skid groans as he gets up.]
Skid: Oh...what happened?
Girlfriend: Lemon Demon threw a potion at us. I don't know what it did, but the next thing I knew, we ended up here.
Skid: oh. Where's pump?
[Cuts to everyone seen earlier, as Pump is lying on his Side. Pico is helping Keith up.]
Skid: Pump? [Walks over to him] Pump, wake up.
Keith: Beep? (Skid?)
Skid: Yes?
Keith: Beep boop beep...beep. (I think he's...dead.)
[Skid tears up]
Pico: (mind: here he comes.)
Skid: No...no...[bawls]
Pump: ...ugh...
Keith: Beep boop beep. (Nevermind.)
Skid: Pump! You're awake!
[Pump opens his eyes, showing that his left eye is blue.]
Pump: Am I in heaven? I never seen a place this disastrous before.
Girlfriend: No, you're not in heaven. We are in the rocky area.
Pump: [Gets up] Alright then. It's about time i put this on. [Puts on a headband]
Keith: Beep? Bosh beep boop boop beep? (Pump? What are you going to do with that?)
Pump: You'll see.
Pico: I'm starting to like this new Pump.
Pump: And besides, I don't need people like these anymore.
[Everyone gasps.]
Pico: You know what? I take it back. Where's the restart button?
Skid: Pump? Am I still you're friend?
Pump: Yes, but we don't need Girlfriend, Beep boop beep and Pico anymore. [Activates his grabbing hook, with skid in hands] Adios. [Falls down]
Keith: BEEP! BOOP! (Skid! Pump!)
Girlfriend: I don't get it. Why would Pump turn on us like a wolf?
Pico: It's probably because of that potion.
Girlfriend: Yeah, but we where all supposed to be friends with him forever. [starts to cry a little.]
Pico: Oh no girlfriend. Don't start up those tears. If you cry, then I will cry, and my og fans who played Pico's School can't see that.
Keith: Beep Boop beep booop! (Were wasting time! Do we want Pump and Skid back safe and sound or not?)
Pico: Oh yeah. That. Well, let's get our clothings ready because we are getting some children back!
Girlfriend: Okay.
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(OLD) Friday Night Funkin: The Adventure
ActionAfter Lemon Demon crashes everyone on a ruined place, They now have to team up to stop him. Will they succeed, or will they die? This story is in a form of a transcript. So don't expect no POVs. © lychee_batz, 2021 - 2024 April 13th - April 16th