Warrior Cats Spoofs (2)(Food wars and food stands)

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Greystripe: WAFFLEZ ARE DE BEST!!!(Throws a waffle in Cloudtail's face)

Cloudtail:COOKIEZ ARE DE BEST!!!(Throws a cookie in Greystripe's face)

(The two continue doing the same thing)

Firestar:Hmm what food should I pick to join the food war?

(Servants bring out three choices)

Firestar: Pancakes,Toast or Cake?

Firestar: (Squints at the three food) Cake!

(Firestar grabs a slice of cake and throws it at Greystripe and Cloudtail)

Dustpelt: You guys are like kits!

Greystripe: So?


Later...

Greystripe: I have a waffle slingshot!

Cloudtail: I have a cookie catapult!

Firestar: I have a cake canon!

Greystripe and Cloudtail: Woah!

Firestar: And I found a new food! ICE CREAM CAKE !!!


Later again...

(Outside is snowing)

TV news reporter: Scientists have discovered snow in Summer.

Greystripe: (Pushes the reporter away) Lemme take the mic! No it is not snow!It's Firestar's Ice Cream Cake!

Random citizen:Then how did it fall from the sky?

Greystripe: He has a CAKE CANON!!!


Meanwhile...

Firestar: Get ur Ice Cream Cakes everyone! Only 1000 dollars a slice!

(Stacks of money behide him)

Cloudtail: (whispers)He wouldn't mind if I borrow a stack would he?(steals a stack of money)

(Cloudtail gets a stand)

Cloudtail: Come get ur cookies here!Only 1000 a cookie!

Greystripe: Hey wait for me!(Throws away the mic and it hits the reporter's head)


Meanwhile...

Tigerstar: Hmm I should make a stand myself...

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Tigerstar: Hey everyone! Get ur tarts here!Only 1000 dollars a tart!

Dustpelt:This couldn't get any worse

Bluestar:Ooh!They're all geniuses!

(Bluestar gets a stand)

Bluestar: Get ur donuts here!Only 1000 a donut!

Dustpelt: (sigh)


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