Greystripe: WAFFLEZ ARE DE BEST!!!(Throws a waffle in Cloudtail's face)
Cloudtail:COOKIEZ ARE DE BEST!!!(Throws a cookie in Greystripe's face)
(The two continue doing the same thing)
Firestar:Hmm what food should I pick to join the food war?
(Servants bring out three choices)
Firestar: Pancakes,Toast or Cake?
Firestar: (Squints at the three food) Cake!
(Firestar grabs a slice of cake and throws it at Greystripe and Cloudtail)
Dustpelt: You guys are like kits!
Greystripe: So?
Later...
Greystripe: I have a waffle slingshot!
Cloudtail: I have a cookie catapult!
Firestar: I have a cake canon!
Greystripe and Cloudtail: Woah!
Firestar: And I found a new food! ICE CREAM CAKE !!!
Later again...
(Outside is snowing)
TV news reporter: Scientists have discovered snow in Summer.
Greystripe: (Pushes the reporter away) Lemme take the mic! No it is not snow!It's Firestar's Ice Cream Cake!
Random citizen:Then how did it fall from the sky?
Greystripe: He has a CAKE CANON!!!
Meanwhile...
Firestar: Get ur Ice Cream Cakes everyone! Only 1000 dollars a slice!
(Stacks of money behide him)
Cloudtail: (whispers)He wouldn't mind if I borrow a stack would he?(steals a stack of money)
(Cloudtail gets a stand)
Cloudtail: Come get ur cookies here!Only 1000 a cookie!
Greystripe: Hey wait for me!(Throws away the mic and it hits the reporter's head)
Meanwhile...
Tigerstar: Hmm I should make a stand myself...
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Tigerstar: Hey everyone! Get ur tarts here!Only 1000 dollars a tart!
Dustpelt:This couldn't get any worse
Bluestar:Ooh!They're all geniuses!
(Bluestar gets a stand)
Bluestar: Get ur donuts here!Only 1000 a donut!
Dustpelt: (sigh)