AOT Oneshots/Headcannons

#12 Scenario- You Get Drunk

Requested by SilverShadez

GENDER NEUTRAL

Eren Jaeger

The scouts had a party and you had a little too much to drink. You walked over to Eren

"Eren, I want kisses" You say as you try to kiss him.

"As much as I love your lips on my own, you should drink some water first" He says as hands you a cup of water

"But I don't like water" You whine

"It's um... not water" He says lying but you were to drunk to realize that

"What is it?" You ask curiously

"It's erm.. juice" He says. You smile

"I love juice, you're the... best Ere," You say as you drink the 'juice'

"Hey... wait a minute... this doesn't taste like juice..." You say as you glare at the cup. You then begin crying

"I want juice!" You cry. Eren grabs your hand

"And we're leaving" He says

Mikasa Ackerman

The scouts had a party and you had a little too much to drink. You were stumbling around when Mikasa approached you

"N/n, we should leave" She says. You stop her

"I have a girlfriend woman, back off" You say as you wobble away from her

"I am your girlfriend" She says

"Nuh uh" You say as you stick your tongue out

"N/n.. fine if you don't come with me... I'll take Mr. Milk and throw him out the window" She says. Your eyes widened in fear

"NOT MR. MILK!!!" You yell as you begin crying. Mikasa grabs your hand and begins taking you home

"What did Mr. Milk ever do to you?" You cry. She sighs

"You're so lucky I love you" She mutters

Jean Kirschtein

The scouts had a party and you had a little too much to drink. You stumbled over to Jean

"Mr. Horsie... give me a ride" You say as you trip. Jean catches you and stabilizes you by putting his hands on your shoulders. You begin tearing up

"Horsie why won't you give me a ride?" You ask as your lip trembles. Jean rolls his eyes as he sighs

"Always the horse jokes" He mutters annoyed

"Horsie..." You say as you begin crying. He looks at you and his eyes soften

"Ugh... the things I do for you" He mutters. He turns around and you climb on his back. He puts his arms under the backs of your knees. You lay your head on his shoulder. You begin smelling him

"You smell really nice" You say as you move closer to his neck. He could feel your breath on his neck as his face turned red

"Y/n, stop that..." He says as you begin heading home

"Stop what Mr. Horsie?" You ask confused

"T-That... You're drunk" He says

"I'm not drunk, You're drunk" You say as you pout

"I better get bonus points for this" He mutters

Armin Arlert