Thanos and the Big Dick Daddy

Chapter 1

"Ugh, just shut up!" I scream to my ex after he's called me for the fourth time today. Sometimes I get myself into sticky situations, and can't find my way out. Right now, I'm currently on my way to this new guy's house. You know how dating is recent, left swipe, right swipe, match. Same old, same old. Now, something you might want to know about me is I'm not too much of virgin mary. I like to get my hands on and get dirty. A little gross, but it's fine. As I was saying, this new boy has all the perfect things about him. He's 6'1, plays basketball, and only lives two miles away. The only downplay is that he thinks I'm a virgin... Let's not let him figure the truth out.

I finally pull into the driveway of the new guy's house. His house is so big, and he has a truck. You know what they say about the guys that have big trucks right. ;) I sit back in my seat, sigh, and think to myself, "Why can I never settle down with one guy? I'm always jumping from man to man, but I just want a real relationship." I might seem like the type of girl to not care, but I do. I just have a fear of loneliness. But right now isn't the time to care about that, I have to make a good first impression on this guy. After all, he is pretty cute.

I open the door and step out with my red bottom shoes, hearing the *click clack* noise as I make it to his door. He has an amazing flowerbed in his front yard and I'm honestly impressed. I take a big breathe, release, knock twice at the door, and wait. As I hear his footsteps as he walks closer and closer to the door, I start to feel my heart race a little. Why am I so nervous? It's not like I haven't done this before with a trillion different guys. I hear the door handle being grabbed and close my eyes. "Please don't let this go bad," I think to myself as he slowly opens the door. I open my eyes and realize I just got the biggest surprise of my life.