*waves* Hi! I'm Elizabeth I'm Geralds caretaker. I have blonde hair, grayish-blue-green eyes and glasses. And this book is about me and my friend Gerald!
*quacks* Hi! I'm Gerald I'm a blue and yellow polka dot rubber duck that originated from some humans mind and now I'm being held hostag-
GERALD! HOW MANY TIME DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU YOU'RE NOT BEING HELD HOSTAGE!? Geez, Gerald. * I sigh and facepalm* I mean who on earth would want to hold you hostage?
*upset quacks* EVERYONE WANTS TO HOLD ME HOSTAGE! I'M THE BEST RUBBER DUCKY EVER!
Yeah yeah. But riddle me this. If you were the best then why would everyone want to hold you hostage?
Uhhhhhhhh I don't know. Maybe because I'm amazingly cool *quacks as he puts on sunglasses*
STOP WITH THE SUNGLASSES DANGIT! Just go back to the pond since you're gonna be such a silly goose. *crosses arms*
HEY! I'M NOT A GOOSE AND I AM MOST DEFINITELY NOT SILLY! I'm insane there is a difference, ya know. *quack as he sips some water*
Alright fine! Go back to the pond since you're gonna be such an insane duck! There. Is that better, Gerald?
Yeah yeah! It's great! But maybe just add a bit more pizzazz,more gusto, more amazi-
ALRIGHT FOLKS! THAT'S IT FOR NOW COME BACK SOO-
*quacks* HEY! YOU LISTEN HERE. DON'T INTERRUPT ME.
Ugh fine anyways see ya soon folks..........
*quacks* or will I? *evil duck laughter*
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The Adventures Of Gerald The Rubber Duck And His Human Elizabeth
RandomThe adventures of my made up rubber ducky friend and me! HAVE FUN READING!
