Trissy

Trevi

Hi, my name is Trevor Christian Utz. I go by Trevi though. I play in a band that's pretty wicked. I'm addicted to Taco Bell and Waffle House. This may surprise you but my favorite color is black. I'm super punk rock if you haven't noticed. I'm a 23 year old man but a child at heart. That's a little bit about me, but really the only thing you need to know is that I'm in-love with Chrissy Constanza.

If you don't ship Trissy I will most likely block you on Twitter. Trissy is and forever will be my life. Trissy is my religion. Trissy is why I wake up in the morning. All of my followers on Twitter ship Trissy except one little asshole named Kendra. She says she ships it to make me happy but in reality she ships Trendra.

I wish Chrissy would just come live in my basement. She will never know how much I adore her. Every time someone ships themselves with her I secretly cry and whisper "Trissy" over and over again. It usually makes me feel better.

This is my story on how I met and fell in love with the Chrissy Constanza.