Dream a Naughty Dream

Chapter 1 (The only Chapter)

It was nearing midnight and Dipper Pines was wide awake, not because he couldn't sleep but because he wanted to stay awake. The reason for this was that for weeks Dipper had been having wet dreams about his enemy Bill Cipher, and Dipper was tired of the dreams. Since Dipper was convinced the dreams were Bill's doing, Dipper wasn't going to give Bill that satisfaction of watching him suffer. Unfortunately for Dipper, he fell asleep and when he woke up there was a wet stain on his shorts and he could still feel Bill's lips on his neck.

 "I shouldn't be having wet dreams about that stupid triangle.......why is he human in my dreams?" Dipper muttered as he changed his clothes.

After Dipper got dressed he washed his dirty clothes -ever since Dipper started having the dreams he began to wash his clothes more often much to Mabel's delight but he really only washed his clothes so Mabel wouldn't find out and question him- afterward he went back up to his and Mabel's room and grabbed Journal 3. As Dipper looked at the journal he got an idea, it was probably stupid but he wanted the wet dreams to stop and the only way they would is if he called Bill out on his trick.

 "I'll need to wait until tonight so I don't get caught." Dipper said.

For the entire day, Dipper thought about what he would say to Bill but he kept getting nothing eventually the day ended and now Dipper was waiting for Mabel to fall asleep. After Mabel fell asleep Dipper left their room and quietly made his way to the front door hoping he didn't wake up Grunkle Stan. Once he was outside and in the clear of being caught he ran into the forest and stopped in a clearing, Dipper took out Journal 3 from his vest and began looking for the page where there was information on Bill.

 "Where is it?" Dipper asked.

After a couple of minutes went by Dipper found the page and after taking a deep breath Dipper began to summon Bill. Almost instantly after he finished saying the incantation the world started to become black and white and it seemed like time slowed down. Dipper realized he was in the mindscape and floating in front of him was the tophat, bowtie-wearing triangle he summoned.

 "Well, well, well I never  would have thought you would have summoned me Pinetree......are you thinking of making a deal with me?" Bill asked.

 "Shut up Bill, I just wanted to tell you to stop sending me those dreams." Dipper said ignoring Bill's question.

 "What dreams?" Bill asked.

 "You know what dreams, you've been sending them every night for weeks." Dipper answered.

 "Pinetree, I've been too busy to be sending you any dreams." Bill said.

 "You're lying." Dipper replied.

 "I'm not." Bill said.

 "Then why am I having wet dreams about you?" Dipper asked.

Dipper immediately put a hand over his mouth and started to blush, he hadn't meant to say that out loud. When Bill started to laugh Dipper's blush turned a darker shade of red and Dipper turned around so he wasn't facing Bill but it didn't work since Bill just floated right back in front of him.

 "Wow, I'm flattered Pinetree.......but it wasn't me that's been sending you those dreams." Bill said.

 "Then who is?" Dipper asked.

 "No one, this is all your doing." Bill answered.

 "That can't be true, why would I have those types of dreams about you?" Dipper asked.

 "You don't know?" Bill asked.

 "No, I don't." DIpper answered.

 "Do you want me to help you figure it out?" Bill asked.