"I love you Jesus" by Trisha Paytas plays in my ears during Math class. I never liked Math class it was always so scary...there was Olga who constantly ate hot fries while sniffing the Cheeto dust off her fingers..then there was Bartholmew the 3rd who constantly bragged about being track even though he was 200lbs overweight and the worst of all a girl named Gracie she is VERY scary she calls me a big fat Oompa Loompa who is musty dusty and mom who saw me and ran away because I was to ugly and that's why I'm adopted. Yeah she's mean I really don't like her 😢.
"Omg move ur Tammy 9238277lb ass out of the way u ugly rat moving BTICH" Gracie yelled at me "😢😭😓😏" I said to her "What? 🧍🏻♀️" (idk why the font changed pls help) "Emoji you need to stick to the script omg this is why ur single LEAVE YOU RUIN EVERYTHING" "🙄🙄🙄" I said back to her bc I am the script the literal main character. "Before you go can you come help me get my clothes out of the washer" "🤷♀️👍" we walked to the community washer which had mold litrally everywhere. "Btw Emoji Man U r rly hot 🥵 ur manly round body rly turns me on tbh" "😳" I was shocked I have always known I was so hot and round but for Gracie to like me? "Yeah also every time u change emojis it jsut makes u so hot emoji man 👨🏻 " "🤤🤤😏😏😏"
*10 mins later*
"Emoji man will you marry me" "😜😜😜😜🥰🥰🥰" after that me and Grace got married and lived with our 2 kids Olga and Bartholmew the 4th 🥰🥰🥰🥰
