Today was my first day of school.
"GASP NAH IM LATE WTF!"
I stick some burnt ass toast in my mouth and teleport to school because I'm magic✨
I dash(ing through the snow 🤠) into the classroom, hoping to bump into a hot guy like in a manga buuuuuut.....
I BUMP INTO THE HOTTEST GIRL YALL
SHE SO CUTE IM SIMPING AND BLUSHING LIKE THE MAXIMUM SETTING ON GACHA
*I cringed so hard I hope no one sees this*
"omg are you ok?"
"A-A-A-AHHHH"
"I mean y-yee I'm ok bruh 😎"
"..."
She walked away because she ain't no simp but I am so lol
I pulled my self together and teleported to class again.I will now unalive myself /j