There was
A platypus
Named frank
Villani. He
Was mean.
He also
Sucked at
Getting girlfriends.
So he
Went to
His idol
For advice.
He was
Named Jimithy.
He sucked
Too at
Getting pizza.
So he
Went to
Pizza Hut.
And talked
To a
Pizza and
A coworker.
Everyone was
Surprised when
When the
Pizza replied
With "you
Stupid retard!"
They also
Crapped their
Pants so
They had
To call
A gay
Police officer.
The officer
Said "does
Anyone know
A gay
Specimen? My
Wife does
Not know
I'm gay..."
Frank then
Ran to
The officer,
And said
"Gay fish..."
So they
Twerked. Wow...😒
Then they
Left. Frank
And the
Other platypus
Went to
Narnia. They
Started to
Die slowly...
THE END!!!!
